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South Park Fantasy Football Team Names

Hoooooowwwwody Hooooo! Everybody loves good fantasy football team names. What a better way to compliment fantasy football than with the Comedy Central television show South Park to inspire those fantasy football team names? With some of your favorite South Park characters, catch phrases, and episodes parodied into new fantasy team names! Here is a list of team names for your upcoming fantasy football season, South Park style.

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  1. Bishop Sankey & Christmas Poo’s — From episode 01.10 “Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo”
  2. The Marc Trest-Man-Bear-Pigs — From episode 10.06 “ManBearPig”
  3. Screw You Guys, I’m going (Andre) Holmes — Eric Cartman catch phrase
  4. The John Denver Experience – From episode 4.05 – Cartman Joins NAMBLA
  5. The Michael Crab-tree People – From episode 07.08 “South Park is Gay”
  6. You go to Hill, You go to Jeremy Hill and you die! – Mr. Hat & Mr. Garrison catch phrase
  7. Kanye West loves RG3 sticks – From episode 13.05 “Fishsticks”
  8. Ben Roethl-Ass Burgers – From episode 15.08 “Ass Burgers”
  9. Tom Coughlinondik – From Character  Ms. Diane Choksondik
  10. I’m (Roddy) White Trash and I’m in Trouble? – From episode 15.14 “The Poor Kid”
  11. Ryan Fitzpatrick Duffy’s – From episode 01.03 “Volcano”
  12. The ChinpokoMon-tee Ball‘s – From episode 03.11 “Chinpokomon”
  13. I Have No Idea What is Going On – From episode 05.08 “Towlie”
  14. Josh Huff – Cabbage – From episode 14.09 “It’s a Jersey Thing”
  15. Fantasy Football Jesus ‘n’ Pals – From episode 04.15 “Fat Camp”
  16. Butter’s Bottom Bitches – From episode 13.09 “Butters Bottom Bitch”
  17. OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED HENNE! – Catch phrase for the boys
  18. Jerome Simpson’s Already Did It – From episode 06.07 “The Simpson’s Already Did It”
  19. Josh Gordon, Drugs are bad Mmkay.. – From episode 02.04 “Ike’s Wee Wee”
  20. Don’t Forget to bring a (Bilal) Powell – From episode 08.05 “Towlie”
  21. John Kuhn & Friends – From episodes 14.11 “Coon 2: Hindsight”, 14.12 “Mysterion Rises” & 14.13 “Coon vs. Coon & Friends”
  22. Terrible Towlies – From episode 08.05 “Towlie”
  23. The South Park Cows – Name of the South Park school the boys attend
  24. Slutty Pigeons – From episode 3.04 “Jakovasaurs”
  25. Turd Sandwiches – From episode 8.08 “Douche and Turd”
  26. Giant Douches – From episode 8.08 “Douche and Turd”
  27. Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding – From episode 2.09 “Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls”
  28. Asses of Fire – From “The South Park Movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut”
  29. Waterpark Minorities – From episode 13.14 “Pee”
  30. The Ass-Suckers – From episode 3.06 “Sexual Harassment Panda”
  31. The Woodland Critters – From episode 8.14 “Woodland Critter Christmas”
  32. Amazingly Randi’s Cock Magicians – From episode 18.08 “Cock Magic”
  33. The Planee..Aarium Volunteers – from episode 2.11 “Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods”
  34. Sexual Harassment Pandas – From episode 3.06 “Sexual Harassment Panda”
  35. Thad Jarvis’ (Landry) Guitar Hero’s – From 11.13 “Guitar Queer-O”
  36. The (Derek) Handi-Carr’s – From episode 18.04 “Handicar”
  37. Poontanks – From episode 3.03 “The Succubus”
  38. Mexican Staring Frogs of Sri Lanka – From episode 2.06 “The Mexican Staring Frogs of Sri Lanka”
  39. Penis Mice – From episode 12.05 “Eek, a Penis!”
  40. Ginger Cows – From episode 17.06 “Ginger Cow”
  41. Vitamin Cheese – From Episode 12.03 “Major Boobage”
  42. The Mary Jane Piss in your Face Fun Times – From Episode 12.03 “Major Boobage”
  43. Conjoined Fetus Ladies – From episode 2.05 “Conjoined Fetus Lady”
  44. ScuzzleButts – From episode 1.02 “Volcano”
  45. Randy’s Lorde’s of the Rock – From episode 18.02 “Gluten Free Ebola”
  46. Goobacks – From episode 8.07 “Goobacks”
  47. Red Rockets – From episode “Proper Condom Use”
  48. Titties and Dragons – From episode 17.09 “Titties and Dragons”
  49. Side Effects of Gluten – From episode 18.02 “Gluten Free Ebola”
  50. Tom Brady‘s Football Rhinoplasty patients – From episode 1.11 “Tom’s Rhinoplasty”
  51. Jakovasaurs’ – From episode 3.04 “Jakovasaurs”
  52. Tynacorp Towelie’s – From episode 5.08 “Towelie”
  53. Mecha-Streisand’s – From episode 1.12 “Mecha-Streisand”
  54. Starvin’ Marvin Jones’ – From episode 1.08 “Starvin’ Marvin”
  55. The Crack Baby Athletic Association – From episode 15.05 “The Crack Baby Athletic Association”
  56. Kim Kardashian’s Hobbit Army – From episode 17.10 “The Hobbit”
  57. Kayne West’s Gay Fish – From episode 13.05 “Fishsticks”
  58. Broadway Joe-Down – From episode 15.11 “Broadway Bro Down”
  59. Caitlyn Jenner’s Stunning and Brave Hero’s – From episode 19.01 “Stunning and Brave”
  60. Scuzzlebutt’s Basket Weavers – from episode 01.02 “Volcano”
  61. Mr. Garrison’s Cabinet Members – From episode 19.02 “Where My Country Gone”
  62. Beefcakes – From episode 01.03 “Weight Gain 4000”
  63. Mr. Kim’s Child Labor Force – From episode 19.03 “The City Part of Town”
  64. Whistlin’ Willy’s Yelp Reviewers – From episode 19.04 “You’re Not Yelping”
  65. Two Naked Guys in a Hot Tub – from episode 3.08 “Two Naked Guys in a Hot Tub”
  66. Stan Marsh’s Gay Dogs – From episode 01.04 “Big Gay Al’s Boat Ride”
  67. Genetically Engineered Potbelly Elephants – From episode 01.05 “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”
  68. Naughty Ninjas – From episode 19.06 “Naughty Ninjas”
  69. The Green Apple Splatters – From Episode 01.06 “Death”
  70. The Antonio Bandera’s Blow-Up Dolls – From episode 3.10 “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery”
  71. Starving Ethernopians – From Episode 01.08 “Starvin Marvin”
  72. The Homeless of SodaSopa – From episode 19.06 “Naughty Ninjas”
  73. Pissed Off Turkeys – From episode 01.08 “Starvin Marvin”
  74. Pirate Ghosts – From episode 3.10 “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery”
  75. Ghost Pirates – From episode 3.10 “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery”
  76. The Phonics Monkeys – From episode 3.12 “Hooked on Monkey Fonics”
  77. Jews On Christmas – From Episode 01.09 “Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo”
  78. The Mookie Stinks – From episode 01.09 “Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo”
  79. The Marklar Marklar’s – From episode 3.12 “Starvin Marvin in Space”
  80. PC Principal’s Pussy Crushers – From episode 19.07 “Sponsored Content”
  81. The Quadriplegic Swiss Men on Ponies – From episode 01.12 “Mecha-Streisand”
  82. Dr. Mephesto’s Four-Assed Animals – From episode 1.13 “Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut”
  83. Ms. Cartman’s Many Suitors – From episode 01.13 “Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut”
  84. Kenny G and Yoko Ono’s Brown Noise Recorders – From episode 3.17 “World Wide Recorder Concert”
  85. Flatulence Issues – From episode 02.01 “Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus”
  86. Eric Roberts in a Doggie Bag – From episode 02.01 “Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus”
  87. Vaginal Explosions of Gas – From episode 3.17 “World Wide Recorder Concert”
  88. ChickenLovers – From episode 02.04 “ChickenLover”
  89. Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld – From episode 4.03 “Timmy 2000”

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