Raunchy names for fantasy football

Chandler Catanzaro

Raunchy names, sometime dirty, always funny

Welcome back to FTA as we prepare for another exciting year of 2015 fantasy football, starting with the Raunchy names for fantasy football for 2015 below.  We have many new additions for popular players including rookies like Ameer Abdullah and Marcus Mariota!

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Think your team name makes the cut?  Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section.  If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious suggestion shall be added to the 2015 team names list!

Raunchy names for fantasy football of 2015

List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name

TEAM NAMEPLAYER REFERENCED


Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor?Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz


Adrian BeatHerSonAdrian Peterson


Tickle Me Al-MoAlfred Morris


Cooper TroopersAmari Cooper


Abdullah OblongataAmeer Abdullah


Ellington Coat FactoryAndre Ellington


10% Luck / 20% SkittlesAndrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch


Luck her right in the PercyAndrew Luck / Percy Harvin


Foster’s AustrARIAN for beerArian Foster


A Mingo ate my BradyBarkevious Mingo / Tom Brady


Ben there raped thatBen Roethlisberger


Bill Cosby’s SleepersBill Cosby


Brock LobsterBrock Osweiler


Teenage Mutant Ninja BortlesBlake Bortles


Quick! Decker and HydeBrian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde


My Johnson is BurfictCalvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict


Calvin and CobbesCalvin Johnson / Randall Cobb


Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!Cam Newton


Hyde your kids Hyde your wifeCarlos Hyde


Hyde your Bush, I have V.D.Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis


You Kaepernick the futureColin Kaepernick


De more de maryiusDemaryius Thomas


Final Dez-tinationDez Bryant


The Walking DezDez Bryant


Teach me how to DougieDoug Martin


Breesus, King of the DrewsDrew Brees


Taste the DwayneboweDwayne Bowe


Lacy underwear makes my Dix biggerEddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix


Mr. Sanders’ SonEmmanuel Sanders


Erect DickerEric Decker


Multiple GoregasmsFrank Gore


Geno 911Geno Smith


Geno IKan pay you backGeno Smith


HaHa Monica Loves Clinton DixHaHa Clinton Dix


High as Hill on A.J’s GreenJeremy Hill / A.J. Green


1.21 JJWattsJ.J. Watt


Turn down for WattJ.J. Watt


Watt me Whip Watt me JJJJ Watt


Insane Clowney PosseJadeveon Clowney


Gotta Catch JamaalJamaal Charles


You Winston, you lose someJameis Winston


Landry DetergentJarvis Landry


InstaJimmyGrahamJimmy Graham


Manziel in distressJohnny Manziel


JPP You’re a Firework!Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)


Ladies and EdelmanJulian Edelman


Julio Think you are?Julio Jones


Yippee Kai A Justin TuckerJustin Tucker


Saved by Le’BellLe’Veon Bell


Le’Veon on a prayerLe’Veon Bell


Backfields and McCoysLeSean McCoy


Its a Me! Mariota!Marcus Mariota


My Favorite MarshawnMarshawn Lynch


Not my ForteMatt Forte


Stafford InfectionMatthew Stafford


I have Crabs and VDMichael Crabtree / Vernon Davis


Mike Vick in a boxMichael Vick


Stairway to EvansMike Evans


Montee Wrecking BallMontee Ball


One Ball, Two JohnsonsMontee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson


Suh Girls, One CupNdamukong Suh


Agholorious Bradford’sNelson Agholor / Sam Bradford


For Whom Odell TollsOdell Beckham Jr.


Ya down with ODB?Odell Beckham Jr.


Lord Darkwa’adOrleans Darkwa
May God have Percy on your goalPercy Harvin


Touch my Percy and I’ll SuhPercy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh


My Percy’s Vernon and it ErtzPercy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz


In a van down by the RiversPhilip Rivers


Slob on my CobbRandall Cobb


Beats by RayRay Rice


50 Shades of RayRay Rice


Bush is not my ForteReggie Bush / Matt Forte


Its Wayning MenReggie Wayne


When it Waynes, It GoresReggie Wayne / Frank Gore


Gronk if your hornyRob Gronkowski


Gronkey PunchRob Gronkowski


Gronk if you love BreesusRob Gronkowski / Drew Brees


ABC, Easy as RG3Robert Griffin III


Every day I’m Russell’nRussell Wilson


Russell’n my JimmiesRussell Wilson / Jimmy Graham


Tannesaurus RexRyan Tannehill


Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!Sammy Watkins


Rage Against the VereenShane Vereen


Lucked your Gurley’s PercyTodd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin


T.Ylenol P.M.T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning


Troubled BridgewatersTeddy Bridgewater


Tebows before HoesTim Tebow


Munchen on BundchenTom Brady


Brady GagaTom Brady


RomophobicTony Romo


The Neverending TorreyTorrey Smith


My Richardson is pitching a TrentTrent Richardson


Pardon Me EifertedTyler Eifert


Cruz ControlVictor Cruz


Wilfork on the first dateVince Wilfork


Miller HighlifeVon Miller


Welker Texas RangerWes Welker


My Ball Zach ErtzZach Ertz


It Ertz when EifertZach Ertz / Tyler Eifert


Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2015?  You have come to the right place, but just in case you didn’t find what you were looking for.. here are a few other funny fantasy football team name articles to check out:

If you don’t see a player listed that you would like to find the best funny fantasy team name for in 2015, feel free to leave that in the comments section below as well. Some of the more popular searches this year will be for Odell Beckham Jr. fantasy football team names, Tim Tebow fantasy football team names, and Marcus Mariota fantasy football team names.  Feel free to add any decent suggestions below.

Some of the most liked team names for 2015 include Abdullah Oblangata for Ameer Abdullah and Watt me Whip, Watt me JJ for J.J. Watt.  Remember you can vote on your favorite team name suggestions in the comments area below so we know which fantasy football team names to add to the list in the years ahead!

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255 Comments

  1. For week 5 my team name was “Legion of Boob” as I picked up Boobie Dixon for what I thought was going to be a good week.

  2. ive got O’s in different area codes

    (lynch, dwayne allen, alshon jeffery, randy bullocks [waived], stevie johnson, and steve smith…senior on the same circus of a team made for a disappointing and “O” filled week 4 roster.) you might as well put an O next to my name as gm/coach because thats basically my win pct right now.

  3. I got my name for this year. Le’veon Bell pretty much won it for me last year. So here’s one for him and his buddy LeGarrette Blount.

    Blount – For Whom Le’Bell Rolls

  4. Hyde your Cobb, I have V.D. (Carlos Hyde, Randall Cobb, Vernon Davis. And well gotta have a good one for the ladies to pick!)

  5. Tebow’s pearly deflate gates -Tim Tebow
    Chip’s deflated Jesus bomb – Chip Kelly / Tim Tebow
    Champion (more probable than not) – Tom Brady
    Eagles soar as high as Gordon – Eagles / Josh Gordon
    Inflated for Giselle – Tom Brady

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Mike, we should probably have an Always Sunny in Philadelphia team names article

  6. Abdullah Oblongata (Ameer Abdullah)
    Ameer Golden Johnson (Abdullah, Tate, Calvin)
    Golden Brown Tater Tots (Tate, Antonio)
    I Don’t Pop Murray I Rock BradFord (Demarco, Sam)
    Agohlorious Bradford’s (Nelson, Sam)
    Where in the World is Chargin’ San Diego? (Chargers)

  7. Thanks for your suggestion Chris. If Boykin ever becomes a fantasy star, this team name will find its way onto our team name list

    1. Um…there’s an awful lot of guys who AREN’T fantasy stars up there FYI (Ed Dickson, Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, Mariota who hasn’t even played a down yet). Seems like if you have guys like that Boykin deserves a mention IMHO.

      1. Boykin might not even make the team this year (Many don’t realize he signed a 1 year deal with Carolina).

        Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, and Marcus Mariota are names we see searched consistently on site thus their inclusion.

        If we get a good one, Dickson will likely be the next to go.. but his name is so easy to make puns out of

      2. How the hell is Mike Evans not a star?!? 1000+ yds 12 td’s with Josh McCown as his qb, if that doesn’t make him a star then no player is one.

    1. Thanks Marcus, we already had this one on the list, it will be re-instated as Bishop Sankey could be a popular topic for team names this year

  8. So I am from Chicago and I had the best idea for a team name referencing a player. Alshon Jeffery = Alshon Huakkbar. Any thought I think its awesome but id since I didn’t see it in any og the name generators im curious at what people think. Also if you make this your team name best not to yell it out in a public place!

  9. Cruz’in down the field fo’ 6 more (Crusin down the street in my ’64) – Victor Cruz

    or

    Just Gurley Things

  10. Thanks Slim, added this one to the list, as everyone will likely be looking for funny fantasy football team names for Odell Beckham Jr. this season

    1. Thanks Chris, someone finally came up with a solid one for Jameis Winston! Adding to the list

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Scott. Don’t think there are many people looking for Scott Mackinder fantasy football team names though 🙂

  11. I came up with “Jameis, My Percy has Crabs!” Referencing Jameis Winston and Percy Harvin with Jameis Crab Leg Scandal.

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Scotty, added that to the list, replacing Jameis’ Crab Shack

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Charles. We get so many “50 shades of” suggestions we could start a standalone article for it!

      We do include many of them in our “fantasy football team names for girls” article which comes out later this summer

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