Raunchy names for fantasy football

Chandler Catanzaro

Raunchy names, sometime dirty, always funny

Welcome back to FTA as we prepare for another exciting year of 2015 fantasy football, starting with the Raunchy names for fantasy football for 2015 below.  We have many new additions for popular players including rookies like Ameer Abdullah and Marcus Mariota!

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Think your team name makes the cut?  Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section.  If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious suggestion shall be added to the 2015 team names list!

Raunchy names for fantasy football of 2015

List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name


Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor?Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz

Adrian BeatHerSonAdrian Peterson

Tickle Me Al-MoAlfred Morris

Cooper TroopersAmari Cooper

Abdullah OblongataAmeer Abdullah

Ellington Coat FactoryAndre Ellington

10% Luck / 20% SkittlesAndrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch

Luck her right in the PercyAndrew Luck / Percy Harvin

Foster’s AustrARIAN for beerArian Foster

A Mingo ate my BradyBarkevious Mingo / Tom Brady

Ben there raped thatBen Roethlisberger

Bill Cosby’s SleepersBill Cosby

Brock LobsterBrock Osweiler

Teenage Mutant Ninja BortlesBlake Bortles

Quick! Decker and HydeBrian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde

My Johnson is BurfictCalvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict

Calvin and CobbesCalvin Johnson / Randall Cobb

Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!Cam Newton

Hyde your kids Hyde your wifeCarlos Hyde

Hyde your Bush, I have V.D.Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis

You Kaepernick the futureColin Kaepernick

De more de maryiusDemaryius Thomas

Final Dez-tinationDez Bryant

The Walking DezDez Bryant

Teach me how to DougieDoug Martin

Breesus, King of the DrewsDrew Brees

Taste the DwayneboweDwayne Bowe

Lacy underwear makes my Dix biggerEddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix

Mr. Sanders’ SonEmmanuel Sanders

Erect DickerEric Decker

Multiple GoregasmsFrank Gore

Geno 911Geno Smith

Geno IKan pay you backGeno Smith

HaHa Monica Loves Clinton DixHaHa Clinton Dix

High as Hill on A.J’s GreenJeremy Hill / A.J. Green

1.21 JJWattsJ.J. Watt

Turn down for WattJ.J. Watt

Watt me Whip Watt me JJJJ Watt

Insane Clowney PosseJadeveon Clowney

Gotta Catch JamaalJamaal Charles

You Winston, you lose someJameis Winston

Landry DetergentJarvis Landry

InstaJimmyGrahamJimmy Graham

Manziel in distressJohnny Manziel

JPP You’re a Firework!Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)

Ladies and EdelmanJulian Edelman

Julio Think you are?Julio Jones

Yippee Kai A Justin TuckerJustin Tucker

Saved by Le’BellLe’Veon Bell

Le’Veon on a prayerLe’Veon Bell

Backfields and McCoysLeSean McCoy

Its a Me! Mariota!Marcus Mariota

My Favorite MarshawnMarshawn Lynch

Not my ForteMatt Forte

Stafford InfectionMatthew Stafford

I have Crabs and VDMichael Crabtree / Vernon Davis

Mike Vick in a boxMichael Vick

Stairway to EvansMike Evans

Montee Wrecking BallMontee Ball

One Ball, Two JohnsonsMontee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson

Suh Girls, One CupNdamukong Suh

Agholorious Bradford’sNelson Agholor / Sam Bradford

For Whom Odell TollsOdell Beckham Jr.

Ya down with ODB?Odell Beckham Jr.

Lord Darkwa’adOrleans Darkwa
May God have Percy on your goalPercy Harvin

Touch my Percy and I’ll SuhPercy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh

My Percy’s Vernon and it ErtzPercy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz

In a van down by the RiversPhilip Rivers

Slob on my CobbRandall Cobb

Beats by RayRay Rice

50 Shades of RayRay Rice

Bush is not my ForteReggie Bush / Matt Forte

Its Wayning MenReggie Wayne

When it Waynes, It GoresReggie Wayne / Frank Gore

Gronk if your hornyRob Gronkowski

Gronkey PunchRob Gronkowski

Gronk if you love BreesusRob Gronkowski / Drew Brees

ABC, Easy as RG3Robert Griffin III

Every day I’m Russell’nRussell Wilson

Russell’n my JimmiesRussell Wilson / Jimmy Graham

Tannesaurus RexRyan Tannehill

Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!Sammy Watkins

Rage Against the VereenShane Vereen

Lucked your Gurley’s PercyTodd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin

T.Ylenol P.M.T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning

Troubled BridgewatersTeddy Bridgewater

Tebows before HoesTim Tebow

Munchen on BundchenTom Brady

Brady GagaTom Brady

RomophobicTony Romo

The Neverending TorreyTorrey Smith

My Richardson is pitching a TrentTrent Richardson

Pardon Me EifertedTyler Eifert

Cruz ControlVictor Cruz

Wilfork on the first dateVince Wilfork

Miller HighlifeVon Miller

Welker Texas RangerWes Welker

My Ball Zach ErtzZach Ertz

It Ertz when EifertZach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2015?  You have come to the right place, but just in case you didn’t find what you were looking for.. here are a few other funny fantasy football team name articles to check out:

If you don’t see a player listed that you would like to find the best funny fantasy team name for in 2015, feel free to leave that in the comments section below as well. Some of the more popular searches this year will be for Odell Beckham Jr. fantasy football team names, Tim Tebow fantasy football team names, and Marcus Mariota fantasy football team names.  Feel free to add any decent suggestions below.

Some of the most liked team names for 2015 include Abdullah Oblangata for Ameer Abdullah and Watt me Whip, Watt me JJ for J.J. Watt.  Remember you can vote on your favorite team name suggestions in the comments area below so we know which fantasy football team names to add to the list in the years ahead!

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  1. For week 5 my team name was “Legion of Boob” as I picked up Boobie Dixon for what I thought was going to be a good week.

  2. ive got O’s in different area codes

    (lynch, dwayne allen, alshon jeffery, randy bullocks [waived], stevie johnson, and steve smith…senior on the same circus of a team made for a disappointing and “O” filled week 4 roster.) you might as well put an O next to my name as gm/coach because thats basically my win pct right now.

  3. I got my name for this year. Le’veon Bell pretty much won it for me last year. So here’s one for him and his buddy LeGarrette Blount.

    Blount – For Whom Le’Bell Rolls

  4. Hyde your Cobb, I have V.D. (Carlos Hyde, Randall Cobb, Vernon Davis. And well gotta have a good one for the ladies to pick!)

  5. Tebow’s pearly deflate gates -Tim Tebow
    Chip’s deflated Jesus bomb – Chip Kelly / Tim Tebow
    Champion (more probable than not) – Tom Brady
    Eagles soar as high as Gordon – Eagles / Josh Gordon
    Inflated for Giselle – Tom Brady

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Mike, we should probably have an Always Sunny in Philadelphia team names article

  6. Abdullah Oblongata (Ameer Abdullah)
    Ameer Golden Johnson (Abdullah, Tate, Calvin)
    Golden Brown Tater Tots (Tate, Antonio)
    I Don’t Pop Murray I Rock BradFord (Demarco, Sam)
    Agohlorious Bradford’s (Nelson, Sam)
    Where in the World is Chargin’ San Diego? (Chargers)

  7. Thanks for your suggestion Chris. If Boykin ever becomes a fantasy star, this team name will find its way onto our team name list

    1. Um…there’s an awful lot of guys who AREN’T fantasy stars up there FYI (Ed Dickson, Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, Mariota who hasn’t even played a down yet). Seems like if you have guys like that Boykin deserves a mention IMHO.

      1. Boykin might not even make the team this year (Many don’t realize he signed a 1 year deal with Carolina).

        Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, and Marcus Mariota are names we see searched consistently on site thus their inclusion.

        If we get a good one, Dickson will likely be the next to go.. but his name is so easy to make puns out of

      2. How the hell is Mike Evans not a star?!? 1000+ yds 12 td’s with Josh McCown as his qb, if that doesn’t make him a star then no player is one.

    1. Thanks Marcus, we already had this one on the list, it will be re-instated as Bishop Sankey could be a popular topic for team names this year

  8. So I am from Chicago and I had the best idea for a team name referencing a player. Alshon Jeffery = Alshon Huakkbar. Any thought I think its awesome but id since I didn’t see it in any og the name generators im curious at what people think. Also if you make this your team name best not to yell it out in a public place!

  9. Cruz’in down the field fo’ 6 more (Crusin down the street in my ’64) – Victor Cruz


    Just Gurley Things

  10. Thanks Slim, added this one to the list, as everyone will likely be looking for funny fantasy football team names for Odell Beckham Jr. this season

    1. Thanks Chris, someone finally came up with a solid one for Jameis Winston! Adding to the list

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Scott. Don’t think there are many people looking for Scott Mackinder fantasy football team names though 🙂

  11. I came up with “Jameis, My Percy has Crabs!” Referencing Jameis Winston and Percy Harvin with Jameis Crab Leg Scandal.

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Scotty, added that to the list, replacing Jameis’ Crab Shack

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Charles. We get so many “50 shades of” suggestions we could start a standalone article for it!

      We do include many of them in our “fantasy football team names for girls” article which comes out later this summer

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