Raunchy names for fantasy football

Raunchy names, sometime dirty, always funny

Welcome back to FTA as we prepare for another exciting year of 2015 fantasy football, starting with the Raunchy names for fantasy football for 2015 below.  We have many new additions for popular players including rookies like Ameer Abdullah and Marcus Mariota!

Want to view the top 100 funny fantasy football team names?

Think your team name makes the cut?  Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section.  If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious suggestion shall be added to the 2015 team names list!

Raunchy names for fantasy football of 2015

List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name

TEAM NAME PLAYER REFERENCED


Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor? Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz


Adrian BeatHerSon Adrian Peterson


Tickle Me Al-Mo Alfred Morris


Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper


Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah


Ellington Coat Factory Andre Ellington


10% Luck / 20% Skittles Andrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch


Luck her right in the Percy Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin


Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer Arian Foster


A Mingo ate my Brady Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady


Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger


Bill Cosby’s Sleepers Bill Cosby


Brock Lobster Brock Osweiler


Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles


Quick! Decker and Hyde Brian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde


My Johnson is Burfict Calvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict


Calvin and Cobbes Calvin Johnson / Randall Cobb


Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton


Hyde your kids Hyde your wife Carlos Hyde


Hyde your Bush, I have V.D. Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis


You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick


De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas


Final Dez-tination Dez Bryant


The Walking Dez Dez Bryant


Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin


Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees


Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe


Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix


Mr. Sanders’ Son Emmanuel Sanders


Erect Dicker Eric Decker


Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore


Geno 911 Geno Smith


Geno IKan pay you back Geno Smith


HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix HaHa Clinton Dix


High as Hill on A.J’s Green Jeremy Hill / A.J. Green


1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt


Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt


Watt me Whip Watt me JJ JJ Watt


Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney


Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles


You Winston, you lose some Jameis Winston


Landry Detergent Jarvis Landry


InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham


Manziel in distress Johnny Manziel


JPP You’re a Firework! Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)


Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman


Julio Think you are? Julio Jones


Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker


Saved by Le’Bell Le’Veon Bell


Le’Veon on a prayer Le’Veon Bell


Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy


Its a Me! Mariota! Marcus Mariota


My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch


Not my Forte Matt Forte


Stafford Infection Matthew Stafford


I have Crabs and VD Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis


Mike Vick in a box Michael Vick


Stairway to Evans Mike Evans


Montee Wrecking Ball Montee Ball


One Ball, Two Johnsons Montee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson


Suh Girls, One Cup Ndamukong Suh


Agholorious Bradford’s Nelson Agholor / Sam Bradford


For Whom Odell Tolls Odell Beckham Jr.


Ya down with ODB? Odell Beckham Jr.


Lord Darkwa’ad Orleans Darkwa
May God have Percy on your goal Percy Harvin


Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh


My Percy’s Vernon and it Ertz Percy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz


In a van down by the Rivers Philip Rivers


Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb


Beats by Ray Ray Rice


50 Shades of Ray Ray Rice


Bush is not my Forte Reggie Bush / Matt Forte


Its Wayning Men Reggie Wayne


When it Waynes, It Gores Reggie Wayne / Frank Gore


Gronk if your horny Rob Gronkowski


Gronkey Punch Rob Gronkowski


Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees


ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III


Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson


Russell’n my Jimmies Russell Wilson / Jimmy Graham


Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill


Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! Sammy Watkins


Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen


Lucked your Gurley’s Percy Todd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin


T.Ylenol P.M. T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning


Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater


Tebows before Hoes Tim Tebow


Munchen on Bundchen Tom Brady


Brady Gaga Tom Brady


Romophobic Tony Romo


The Neverending Torrey Torrey Smith


My Richardson is pitching a Trent Trent Richardson


Pardon Me Eiferted Tyler Eifert


Cruz Control Victor Cruz


Wilfork on the first date Vince Wilfork


Miller Highlife Von Miller


Welker Texas Ranger Wes Welker


My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz


It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert


Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2015?  You have come to the right place, but just in case you didn’t find what you were looking for.. here are a few other funny fantasy football team name articles to check out:

If you don’t see a player listed that you would like to find the best funny fantasy team name for in 2015, feel free to leave that in the comments section below as well. Some of the more popular searches this year will be for Odell Beckham Jr. fantasy football team names, Tim Tebow fantasy football team names, and Marcus Mariota fantasy football team names.  Feel free to add any decent suggestions below.

Some of the most liked team names for 2015 include Abdullah Oblangata for Ameer Abdullah and Watt me Whip, Watt me JJ for J.J. Watt.  Remember you can vote on your favorite team name suggestions in the comments area below so we know which fantasy football team names to add to the list in the years ahead!

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By | 2016-09-18T16:40:00+00:00 September 14th, 2015|Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Team Names|255 Comments

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255 Comments

  1. TJ December 16, 2015 at 11:32

    Calvin’s Johnson

  2. Parker December 3, 2015 at 11:19

    They see me Rawlin’ and Gatin’
    -Thomas Rawls and Antonio Gates

  3. Parker December 3, 2015 at 11:10

    See me Rawlin’… and Gatin’
    -Thomas Rawls & Antonio Gates

  4. Alex November 28, 2015 at 17:04

    Straight Outta Gronkton

  5. Jason November 13, 2015 at 15:22

    A little outdated, but HernanDoesKillPeople from Aaron Hernandez..pats fan

  6. Matthew November 10, 2015 at 08:40

    TheFosterChild for Arian foster I made this one up never seen it before

  7. Josh Brewer November 8, 2015 at 16:19

    My Carr is an 89 mini Cooper

  8. Dan Martin November 6, 2015 at 01:24

    Bill-ee D. Williams (bills d/st and diangelo williams)

    WR are not the same i am a Marshawn (obviously)

  9. Tyler Bailey November 5, 2015 at 12:21

    Green eggs & Graham – AJ Green/Jimmy Graham

  10. Jeff Graham November 4, 2015 at 21:26

    Family Tys – Tyrod Taylor

  11. Hands13 October 29, 2015 at 23:30

    Dingle Ber-Brees

  12. Zack October 27, 2015 at 13:13

    aJustin my Rawls
    Justin Forsett/ Thomas Rawls

  13. Timmy L'Moose October 25, 2015 at 19:57

    Put a Barnidge on your Rash

  14. Rob Fulton October 24, 2015 at 20:54

    GoldenTatesDwayneBowe – skittles slogan

  15. George October 22, 2015 at 12:31

    Put My Peterson in Your Gurley, and Got A Woodhead for the Gurley’s

  16. K3 October 21, 2015 at 18:28

    I’m a man! I’m Forte!

  17. Michael David Ledbetter October 16, 2015 at 19:04

    For those that like to ride the wavers “Waver Rider Rodeo” or “Waver Rider Roadie”

  18. Terry Riggs October 14, 2015 at 17:28

    Booooo

  19. Zach October 13, 2015 at 13:04

    For week 5 my team name was “Legion of Boob” as I picked up Boobie Dixon for what I thought was going to be a good week.

  20. Scott Aston October 8, 2015 at 13:28

    Romoginized Milk
    Romochondrial DNA

  21. Dan Martin October 7, 2015 at 05:22

    ive got O’s in different area codes

    (lynch, dwayne allen, alshon jeffery, randy bullocks [waived], stevie johnson, and steve smith…senior on the same circus of a team made for a disappointing and “O” filled week 4 roster.) you might as well put an O next to my name as gm/coach because thats basically my win pct right now.

  22. Frank October 3, 2015 at 23:12

    Graham Me Another Blount — Jimmy Graham, LeGarrett Blount

  23. Mark Serna September 27, 2015 at 12:15

    Polk’n Bush In a LAMBO (Chris Polk, Reggie Bush, Josh Lambo

  24. StephenSophia Getchell September 22, 2015 at 23:32

    My team’s name this year is: Goodell’s Ego
    Because no one can beat Roger Goodell’s Ego!!!

  25. Dre September 22, 2015 at 13:56

    Eiferted out McManus

  26. Victoria Marie September 21, 2015 at 02:20

    1st Down by the River ( Philip Rivers )

  27. FutureBeyondSatan September 21, 2015 at 01:25

    GRONK GORE HARRY COLON

    My Gurley has a Clinton-Dix

  28. Ann September 18, 2015 at 22:01

    Purple Taco Eaters

  29. Joe Bruce September 18, 2015 at 10:04

    Jamaal About That Bass

  30. David B September 17, 2015 at 22:36

    Malcolm in the Middle! (Has everyone already forgotten the Super Bowl play since Deflategate?)

  31. Adam J September 16, 2015 at 14:00

    “My Ball Zach Ertz!” What do I win for #1??

  32. Rick September 16, 2015 at 12:48

    AmeerForTheGangbang

  33. podermire September 16, 2015 at 12:20

    cj from san anderson

  34. Mark Mathis September 15, 2015 at 21:16

    Don’t Beat Your PeterSon

  35. Matthew O'Hare September 14, 2015 at 21:07

    It’s a me! Mariota

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network September 14, 2015 at 21:13

      Excellent suggestion, this one went right in!

  36. AntRodrigues September 13, 2015 at 14:35

    Trump Carson You Bush! (Chargers Fan)

  37. J Thueson September 12, 2015 at 23:47

    “Teddy Twister” – Teddy Bridgewater

  38. Brian Schlosser September 11, 2015 at 11:21

    Donell mom the babysitter’s dead

  39. Tigregold September 11, 2015 at 04:02

    My team name is
    “Jameis Winston’s magical Crabtree” – Jameis Winston & Michael Crabtree!

  40. R h September 10, 2015 at 20:18

    Gore’s just want to have Funchess

  41. Rico September 10, 2015 at 20:05

    STR8 MACLIN UR GORE

  42. Kyle September 10, 2015 at 17:05

    Beats by Ray Rice

  43. Mark September 10, 2015 at 12:07

    Blue is the New Back

  44. keystone8 September 9, 2015 at 21:29

    Grab the Lube Don’t Forsett

  45. Brooks September 9, 2015 at 17:53

    Jeremy Maclin on Dem Hoes

  46. John DeBenedetto September 9, 2015 at 15:07

    The Maker SquErtz (Zach Ertz)

  47. John DeBenedetto September 9, 2015 at 15:06

    Golden Taint (Golden Tate)

  48. mm September 9, 2015 at 02:14

    AJ’s Cream

  49. Ryan September 9, 2015 at 00:17

    Kendall About that Bass, – Kendall Wright
    T Y So Serious – Ty Hilton

  50. Jon September 8, 2015 at 11:47

    A’Aron’s Glee Club – Arron Rodgers/Key & Peele Substitute Teachers

  51. thekatalyst September 8, 2015 at 10:03

    last year, mine was Forte Shades of Jay (Matt Forte, Jay Cutler)

  52. Phil September 7, 2015 at 23:52

    Put it in her WATT?

  53. Alex Otto September 7, 2015 at 12:58

    Dez Bryant – Dez Nuts

  54. F. Brandon Linthicum September 7, 2015 at 10:46

    Junior Seaucide

  55. Dan Gallant September 5, 2015 at 10:27

    AP’s All Day-care

  56. Meredith West Shrimanker September 4, 2015 at 08:45

    My team name is Beat by a Gurley, I’m one of the few females in my league. 🙂

  57. dp September 3, 2015 at 20:13

    Luck Me Sideways (dumb and dumber) (andrew luck)

  58. Nathan Gooch September 3, 2015 at 00:31

    M.C. M’Anus

  59. Wes September 2, 2015 at 16:02

    Do the Sankey Leg

  60. James Patrick September 2, 2015 at 10:26

    “Bitch Better Have my Manning” or “Manny” for Emmanuel Sanders

  61. Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:54

    sackedajjwatta

    • Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:54

      like sacagawea

  62. Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:46

    deflategatedeznutz

  63. Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:45

    goodluckw/yournewjohnson

  64. Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:43

    jameis&percygotcrabs

  65. Jonathan Newsome September 2, 2015 at 09:41

    rayricegonebeatsmode

  66. Paddy Doyle September 2, 2015 at 08:31

    I got my name for this year. Le’veon Bell pretty much won it for me last year. So here’s one for him and his buddy LeGarrette Blount.

    Blount – For Whom Le’Bell Rolls

  67. John Chappell August 31, 2015 at 23:16

    Forsetting Brandon Marshall

  68. Jason August 31, 2015 at 14:12

    Forte Inch Johnson (Forte/Andre Johnson)

  69. Jason August 31, 2015 at 14:06

    Forte Inch Johnson (Forte and Andre Johnson)

  70. Jake August 31, 2015 at 10:59

    No Forsing with TY Jelly (Justin Forsett & TY Hilton)

  71. Wut Da Hayell August 30, 2015 at 22:30

    Need Jelly I Have Some TY

  72. Heather Tate August 30, 2015 at 16:15

    Hyde your Cobb, I have V.D. (Carlos Hyde, Randall Cobb, Vernon Davis. And well gotta have a good one for the ladies to pick!)

  73. CJ August 30, 2015 at 12:58

    Team “Deflate These”

  74. Jared Klein August 29, 2015 at 14:51

    JJ Watt Dafuq

  75. Jesus Magana August 29, 2015 at 10:22

    Maclin On Your Gurley

  76. John Sheckman August 29, 2015 at 10:15

    One more: Le’Veon’s Cartoon Balloon

  77. John Sheckman August 29, 2015 at 10:11

    ODB is my copilot

  78. Jeff August 28, 2015 at 17:48

    Pegula Oblongata – because terry pegula is a mf genius.

  79. RJB August 28, 2015 at 15:49

    Vicksburgh Pitbulls

  80. RJB August 28, 2015 at 15:49

    Peterson’s quick switch

  81. RJB August 28, 2015 at 15:48

    Manziel pick anyone

  82. RJB August 28, 2015 at 15:35

    Knocked her on her Rice

  83. Andrew August 28, 2015 at 15:20

    Forsett down her throat! Honestly think this is the best one

  84. Brian Schlosser August 28, 2015 at 15:08

    Odell Beckingham Palace

  85. eddie August 28, 2015 at 12:55

    He could Cruz Odell way

  86. eddie August 28, 2015 at 12:44

    Cruz Odell way to Super Bowl

  87. Kevin Swisher August 28, 2015 at 08:28

    Calvin+Tate=No Hate

  88. Steve August 27, 2015 at 21:00

    Rhodes closed when it Waynes (Xavier Rhodes and Trae Waynes)

  89. Steve August 27, 2015 at 20:56

    Rhodes? Where we’re going we don’t need Rhodes! (Xavier Rhodes)

  90. a owen August 27, 2015 at 20:04

    11 Inches Is Not A Foote

  91. justyou84 August 27, 2015 at 09:01

    these all suck

  92. Brian Schlosser August 26, 2015 at 17:52

    Black and Tannehil

  93. Brian Schlosser August 26, 2015 at 16:23

    Garcon in 60 Seconds

  94. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 12:39

    Forgot about Tre- Tre Mason

  95. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 11:38

    The Joiques on You- Joique Bell

  96. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 11:38

    The Joique Store Called- Joique Bell

  97. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 09:47

    ZacStacey’sMomHasGotItGoingOn

  98. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 09:44

    IsThereWeedenTheseCrownies?-Brandon Weeden/Romo

  99. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 09:40

    Roddy White Supremacists

  100. NYJetspleasewin August 26, 2015 at 09:40

    Calvin and the Chipmunks-Calvin Johnson

  101. Brian Schlosser August 26, 2015 at 09:37

    Watch Me Delanie (delanie walker — watch me nae nae obviously)

  102. Luke Kennedy August 25, 2015 at 20:26

    Edible Lacy Panties 4 sUh

  103. John August 25, 2015 at 19:22

    Hold my VICKKKK!

  104. John August 25, 2015 at 19:16

    Jordy KNEEDS aaron his tires.

  105. Bruce August 25, 2015 at 16:42

    Abdullah Oblongata

  106. Michael Scavo August 25, 2015 at 16:36

    Last year my team name wasn’t so classy, but it was. Michael Sam’s not so tight end

  107. Michael Scavo August 25, 2015 at 16:34

    I have Jason Pierres-Paw for my team name

  108. Packnation August 25, 2015 at 15:33

    two years ago mine was “boykin her with my woodhead”

  109. frash August 25, 2015 at 15:24

    Alfred Blue Ballz

  110. KO August 25, 2015 at 13:23

    Ditka in a Box

  111. Devin August 25, 2015 at 11:59

    Eazy Dez it

  112. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:58

    Watch me Delanie- Delanie Walker

  113. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:58

    KennyStillsandNash-Kenny Stills

  114. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:05

    Dude Your Getting O’Dell- O’Dell Beckham

  115. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:04

    TotheWindowTotheWallace- Mike Wallace

  116. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:00

    GirlsJustWannaHaveFunchess – Devon Funchess

  117. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 09:59

    LandryDetergent -Jarvis Landry

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 25, 2015 at 10:05

      Adding to the list, thanks for the suggestion

      • FutureBeyondSatan September 18, 2015 at 13:47

        Dirty Landry

  118. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 09:58

    CooperTroopers – Amari Cooper

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 25, 2015 at 10:10

      Adding to the list, thanks for the suggestion NYJets

  119. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 09:57

    AmeerInHeadlights -Ameer Abdullah

  120. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 09:57

    Heres2YouAllenRobinson

  121. NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 09:56

    Kiko De Gallo – Kiko Alonso

  122. Kyle Forness August 24, 2015 at 22:39

    Winston’s Lobster tails

  123. Sean August 24, 2015 at 16:01

    O’DELL 6, We’ll Leave the Light on.

  124. Ben August 24, 2015 at 14:30

    The Birds and the Brees

  125. Russ T August 24, 2015 at 14:07

    Chris Carter’s Fall Guy

  126. tribe84 August 24, 2015 at 11:50

    I.Pead on Cam

  127. Mike August 24, 2015 at 09:18

    Tebow’s pearly deflate gates -Tim Tebow
    Chip’s deflated Jesus bomb – Chip Kelly / Tim Tebow
    Champion (more probable than not) – Tom Brady
    Eagles soar as high as Gordon – Eagles / Josh Gordon
    Inflated for Giselle – Tom Brady

  128. Dan Denmark August 23, 2015 at 21:59

    Don’t be a fool wrap your Tuel (Jeff Tuel)

  129. Grant Westfall August 23, 2015 at 21:43

    Abdullah Matata

  130. Grant Westfall August 23, 2015 at 21:40

    Gronkey Kong

  131. Preston T. Pennington August 23, 2015 at 21:36

    DezNutz – Dez Bryant

  132. Mark Donohue August 23, 2015 at 17:06

    JJ Watts on Benjamin

  133. Mark Donohue August 23, 2015 at 17:04

    Chillin with my crownies (romo commercial)

  134. Mark Donohue August 23, 2015 at 16:47

    Hotel, odell, holiday Inn

  135. Mark Donohue August 23, 2015 at 16:46

    Sanuuz fest

  136. J George August 23, 2015 at 00:26

    moelarryCheeesheads

  137. Mike August 22, 2015 at 21:25

    Witten Mittons (Jason Witten – always sunny in Philadelphia reference – kitten mittons)

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 22, 2015 at 21:54

      Thanks for the suggestion Mike, we should probably have an Always Sunny in Philadelphia team names article

      • NYJetspleasewin August 25, 2015 at 10:17

        Sweet Dee Milner

  138. Sebastien August 22, 2015 at 07:47

    Gronkasaurus

  139. Sebastien August 22, 2015 at 07:45

    Gronkausaurus

  140. Broc August 21, 2015 at 17:32

    How about Jeremy Hill ?

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 21, 2015 at 17:41

      Just added one “High as Hill on A.J’s Green”

  141. Bill August 21, 2015 at 15:24

    JPP’s Four Finger Discount

  142. JesseW August 21, 2015 at 09:56

    Bennet like Beckham (Martellus Bennett, Odell Beckham)

  143. PhillyWorm August 21, 2015 at 06:31

    Abdullah Oblongata (Ameer Abdullah)
    Ameer Golden Johnson (Abdullah, Tate, Calvin)
    Golden Brown Tater Tots (Tate, Antonio)
    I Don’t Pop Murray I Rock BradFord (Demarco, Sam)
    Agohlorious Bradford’s (Nelson, Sam)
    Where in the World is Chargin’ San Diego? (Chargers)

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 21, 2015 at 16:45

      Thanks Philly, definitely adding the Nelson Agohlor team name!

  144. Vance August 20, 2015 at 23:48

    Bill Belichick Brady’s Balls

  145. Matt August 20, 2015 at 18:49

    All in good FUNchess (Devon funchess – Panthers)

  146. Samuel August 20, 2015 at 18:33

    HeadshouldersNicksnFoles -Nick Foles

    DeMarco Polo – DeMarco Murray

  147. Tim Wienckowski August 20, 2015 at 15:15

    Watt me whip, Watt me JJ

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network September 11, 2015 at 17:24

      Thanks for the suggestion Tim, it has been added as our 3rd JJ Watt team name to the list

  148. Tim Wienckowski August 20, 2015 at 15:15

    Forte Shades of Jay (Forte/Cutler)

  149. SiNs August 20, 2015 at 11:42

    Don’t H8 Defl8

  150. Minnesnowda88 August 20, 2015 at 11:38

    Andy’s On To Green-er Passtures (Dalton and Green)

  151. Minnesnowda88 August 20, 2015 at 11:24

    Odelllll No, He Didn’t! (Odell Beckham Jr.)

  152. Minnesnowda88 August 20, 2015 at 11:22

    Grab It Like Beckham (Bend it like Beckham/OBJ)

  153. Minnesnowda88 August 20, 2015 at 11:19

    The Amazing One Handed OBJ-YN (Odell Beckham Jr.)

  154. Minnesnowda88 August 20, 2015 at 11:03

    Watch Me Whip, Watch Me AP (Adrian Peterson) 😀

  155. Bud Ryan August 20, 2015 at 09:21

    Cool Brees on my Johnson

  156. Ryan August 19, 2015 at 21:38

    Le Gordon TD School (Melvin Gordon)

  157. Troy August 19, 2015 at 15:02

    MyDixVernonAndItErtz or MyCobbTorreyUrBortle

  158. Mike August 19, 2015 at 10:39

    Sour Garrapolos

  159. texans fan August 19, 2015 at 09:51

    Watts in your wallet

  160. Griffin Weil August 18, 2015 at 20:09

    Hyde your Gurley, because Carlos is in town – Todd Gurley, Carlos Hyde

  161. John August 18, 2015 at 19:32

    Embrace the Marshawn

  162. Lee August 18, 2015 at 15:46

    Straight Outta Cobbton

  163. Fantasy Team Advice Network August 18, 2015 at 14:57

    Thanks for your suggestion Chris. If Boykin ever becomes a fantasy star, this team name will find its way onto our team name list

    • Seth Tavis August 21, 2015 at 16:31

      Um…there’s an awful lot of guys who AREN’T fantasy stars up there FYI (Ed Dickson, Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, Mariota who hasn’t even played a down yet). Seems like if you have guys like that Boykin deserves a mention IMHO.

      • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 21, 2015 at 16:38

        Boykin might not even make the team this year (Many don’t realize he signed a 1 year deal with Carolina).

        Vince Wilfork, Mike Evans, and Marcus Mariota are names we see searched consistently on site thus their inclusion.

        If we get a good one, Dickson will likely be the next to go.. but his name is so easy to make puns out of

      • Kenny Langford August 25, 2015 at 16:49

        How the hell is Mike Evans not a star?!? 1000+ yds 12 td’s with Josh McCown as his qb, if that doesn’t make him a star then no player is one.

  164. AAron August 17, 2015 at 21:29

    JPPs 4 1/2 point stance

  165. Sebastien August 17, 2015 at 21:21

    Hi! My name is … Watt ! “Eminem song”.

  166. Sebastien August 17, 2015 at 21:18

    Hi, My name is … Watt.

  167. Sebastien August 17, 2015 at 20:51

    Need money, Manziel ?

  168. Jeremy Shahadi August 17, 2015 at 02:45

    Tucker in the Percy

  169. BHazard August 16, 2015 at 20:28

    JPP’s Five Finger Salute

  170. Joe August 16, 2015 at 16:09

    APs Allday daycare

  171. Marcus August 15, 2015 at 21:01

    You Sankeyed my battleship

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 15, 2015 at 21:49

      Thanks Marcus, we already had this one on the list, it will be re-instated as Bishop Sankey could be a popular topic for team names this year

  172. IamAra August 15, 2015 at 16:00

    Enemkpali State of Geno

  173. Chris August 15, 2015 at 07:16

    Or Dui dare ask Aldon

  174. Chris August 15, 2015 at 07:13

    Bustin A Kaepernick

  175. Ssm August 15, 2015 at 04:21

    My Name is Tom Shady

  176. Trevor August 14, 2015 at 17:36

    Deflater Hater

  177. Charles August 14, 2015 at 11:48

    earthWAKE & SUHnami

  178. Steve August 13, 2015 at 21:05

    Abdullah Little Dance

  179. Leah Senneway August 13, 2015 at 13:11

    Knowshon More-no more

  180. Andrew August 13, 2015 at 11:15

    saved by le’Bell

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 13, 2015 at 11:20

      Awesome, added to the list!

  181. Red August 12, 2015 at 23:58

    “Belidoublechick Brady’s Balls” or “Belichick Brady’s Balls” either way

  182. BRIAN August 12, 2015 at 19:41

    MOMMA SAID KNOCK GENO OUT

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 12, 2015 at 19:48

      Thanks Brian, added to the list!

  183. Gary August 12, 2015 at 14:12

    So I am from Chicago and I had the best idea for a team name referencing a player. Alshon Jeffery = Alshon Huakkbar. Any thought I think its awesome but id since I didn’t see it in any og the name generators im curious at what people think. Also if you make this your team name best not to yell it out in a public place!

  184. geoff August 12, 2015 at 14:08

    Breesus, King of the Drews

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 12, 2015 at 14:10

      That one is already on our top 100 funny fantasy football team names list.

  185. Dustin Duncan August 12, 2015 at 01:01

    Aldon With The 49ers – Aldon Smith
    MeetMeInAnElevator – Ray Rice

  186. dogeball August 11, 2015 at 19:14

    BaGronkadonk (Gronkowski)

  187. dogeball August 11, 2015 at 19:13

    Ice Ice Shady (Matt Ryan + LeSean McCoy)

  188. Vinny August 11, 2015 at 16:08

    Marty McCoy: Zach to the Future

  189. Aladeen Punjabi August 11, 2015 at 14:36

    My GORDON’s gin and Patty CRABTREE ( Melvin Gordon and Michael Crabtree )

  190. Jeremy Shahadi August 11, 2015 at 00:06

    “Kay Adams Butkus puts Cam in my Shorts”

  191. Mudhen August 10, 2015 at 18:12

    Your Wife’s Bush Is My Forte

  192. drew August 10, 2015 at 14:52

    I just LUCKed your gurley thats the last one i promise

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 10, 2015 at 16:13

      Going with a variation on it – I Lucked your Gurey’s Percy

      • FutureBeyondSatan September 18, 2015 at 13:53

        My Fleener Tate Luck Percy

  193. drew August 10, 2015 at 14:29

    brady’s deflated phones

  194. drew August 10, 2015 at 14:27

    go make me a samwich (sammy watkins)

  195. drew August 10, 2015 at 14:25

    jameis crab shack

  196. Brandon B August 10, 2015 at 10:33

    Crab-Free Bush & Hyde

  197. Rick McBride August 10, 2015 at 00:57

    Deflate a Pait

  198. screenmonkey2099 August 7, 2015 at 15:00

    Deflaterhaus (use a Pats logo or Gilette stadium pic)

  199. screenmonkey2099 August 7, 2015 at 14:43

    Forgetting Brandon Marshall

  200. screenmonkey2099 August 7, 2015 at 14:42

    Cruz’in down the field fo’ 6 more (Crusin down the street in my ’64) – Victor Cruz

    or

    Just Gurley Things

  201. Eddy August 6, 2015 at 18:57

    Kibbles & Vicks
    I Make It Dwayne On These Bowes

  202. llcolej August 5, 2015 at 10:22

    The Courageous Caitlyns

  203. Gerald Newell August 1, 2015 at 12:34

    My Montee Balls are Alfred Blue

  204. Gerald Newell August 1, 2015 at 12:19

    LeVeon your back and take my Fleener

  205. Gerald Newell August 1, 2015 at 12:13

    Any football player = Domestic Violence

  206. Gerald Newell August 1, 2015 at 12:11

    My Fleener smells like Bush

  207. Gerald Newell August 1, 2015 at 12:10

    Odell Beckham = tOdell Annialation (Jr.)

  208. Micah Goldey July 31, 2015 at 22:38

    Turn down for Watt

  209. Max July 28, 2015 at 21:41

    My Vick Ertz when I Pee

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 18, 2015 at 14:56

      Thanks for your suggestion Max!

  210. Dave Van Englehoven July 28, 2015 at 19:25

    Dr. Jekyll and Micah Hyde

  211. TGIM July 27, 2015 at 17:39

    IupatiAllTheTime (mike iupati)

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network August 8, 2015 at 13:43

      Thanks for the suggestion, would love to use this one simply because Eddie Murphy

  212. Fantasy Team Advice Network July 27, 2015 at 14:15

    Thanks Slim, added this one to the list, as everyone will likely be looking for funny fantasy football team names for Odell Beckham Jr. this season

  213. SlimJim87 July 27, 2015 at 14:10

    TheDismantling ‘Dip Kelly’

  214. SlimJim87 July 27, 2015 at 14:08

    LadiesLovezCruelRay

  215. SlimJim87 July 27, 2015 at 14:05

    Aaron Rodger’s and The Adams Family

  216. dan July 26, 2015 at 16:47

    MommaSaidGronkYouOut

  217. Mark July 22, 2015 at 18:18

    HoomanawanuisYrDaddy

  218. Chris Frkovich July 21, 2015 at 16:46

    You Winston You Lose Some

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network July 21, 2015 at 17:04

      Thanks Chris, someone finally came up with a solid one for Jameis Winston! Adding to the list

      • Rick McBride August 10, 2015 at 01:01

        No means No Jameis

  219. Scott Mackinder July 9, 2015 at 22:16

    Scott Mackinder – SMack’in’der Ballacks

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network July 10, 2015 at 02:23

      Thanks for the suggestion Scott. Don’t think there are many people looking for Scott Mackinder fantasy football team names though 🙂

  220. Lincoln July 3, 2015 at 13:26

    Sin City’s LUCK-y s-EVANS – Andrew Luck and Mike Evans

  221. Andrew Rea July 1, 2015 at 17:15

    Jimmy Graham: Graham Cracker Crush

  222. Scotty June 25, 2015 at 21:56

    I came up with “Jameis, My Percy has Crabs!” Referencing Jameis Winston and Percy Harvin with Jameis Crab Leg Scandal.

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network June 26, 2015 at 13:55

      Thanks for the suggestion Scotty, added that to the list, replacing Jameis’ Crab Shack

  223. Alex Gomes June 6, 2015 at 09:11

    “The Butler did it” in the endzone w/ a pick

  224. zevon13 May 25, 2015 at 06:17

    Quick, Decker and Hyde!

    • K J May 27, 2015 at 23:20

      Thanks for the suggestion

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network June 6, 2015 at 00:24

      Thanks for the suggestion zevon.. going to squeeze this one in!

  225. Charles Healy May 14, 2015 at 15:19

    50 Shades of Grayson

    • Fantasy Team Advice Network June 6, 2015 at 00:23

      Thanks for the suggestion Charles. We get so many “50 shades of” suggestions we could start a standalone article for it!

      We do include many of them in our “fantasy football team names for girls” article which comes out later this summer

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