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Raunchy names for fantasy football

Raunchy names, sometime dirty, always funny

Welcome back to FTA as we prepare for another exciting year of 2015 fantasy football, starting with the Raunchy names for fantasy football for 2015 below.  We have many new additions for popular players including rookies like Ameer Abdullah and Marcus Mariota!

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Think your team name makes the cut?  Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section.  If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious suggestion shall be added to the 2015 team names list!

Raunchy names for fantasy football of 2015

List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name

TEAM NAME PLAYER REFERENCED


Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor? Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz


Adrian BeatHerSon Adrian Peterson


Tickle Me Al-Mo Alfred Morris


Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper


Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah


Ellington Coat Factory Andre Ellington


10% Luck / 20% Skittles Andrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch


Luck her right in the Percy Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin


Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer Arian Foster


A Mingo ate my Brady Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady


Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger


Bill Cosby’s Sleepers Bill Cosby


Brock Lobster Brock Osweiler


Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles


Quick! Decker and Hyde Brian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde


My Johnson is Burfict Calvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict


Calvin and Cobbes Calvin Johnson / Randall Cobb


Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton


Hyde your kids Hyde your wife Carlos Hyde


Hyde your Bush, I have V.D. Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis


You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick


De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas


Final Dez-tination Dez Bryant


The Walking Dez Dez Bryant


Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin


Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees


Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe


Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix


Mr. Sanders’ Son Emmanuel Sanders


Erect Dicker Eric Decker


Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore


Geno 911 Geno Smith


Geno IKan pay you back Geno Smith


HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix HaHa Clinton Dix


High as Hill on A.J’s Green Jeremy Hill / A.J. Green


1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt


Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt


Watt me Whip Watt me JJ JJ Watt


Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney


Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles


You Winston, you lose some Jameis Winston


Landry Detergent Jarvis Landry


InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham


Manziel in distress Johnny Manziel


JPP You’re a Firework! Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)


Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman


Julio Think you are? Julio Jones


Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker


Saved by Le’Bell Le’Veon Bell


Le’Veon on a prayer Le’Veon Bell


Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy


Its a Me! Mariota! Marcus Mariota


My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch


Not my Forte Matt Forte


Stafford Infection Matthew Stafford


I have Crabs and VD Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis


Mike Vick in a box Michael Vick


Stairway to Evans Mike Evans


Montee Wrecking Ball Montee Ball


One Ball, Two Johnsons Montee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson


Suh Girls, One Cup Ndamukong Suh


Agholorious Bradford’s Nelson Agholor / Sam Bradford


For Whom Odell Tolls Odell Beckham Jr.


Ya down with ODB? Odell Beckham Jr.


Lord Darkwa’ad Orleans Darkwa
May God have Percy on your goal Percy Harvin


Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh


My Percy’s Vernon and it Ertz Percy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz


In a van down by the Rivers Philip Rivers


Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb


Beats by Ray Ray Rice


50 Shades of Ray Ray Rice


Bush is not my Forte Reggie Bush / Matt Forte


Its Wayning Men Reggie Wayne


When it Waynes, It Gores Reggie Wayne / Frank Gore


Gronk if your horny Rob Gronkowski


Gronkey Punch Rob Gronkowski


Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees


ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III


Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson


Russell’n my Jimmies Russell Wilson / Jimmy Graham


Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill


Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! Sammy Watkins


Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen


Lucked your Gurley’s Percy Todd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin


T.Ylenol P.M. T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning


Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater


Tebows before Hoes Tim Tebow


Munchen on Bundchen Tom Brady


Brady Gaga Tom Brady


Romophobic Tony Romo


The Neverending Torrey Torrey Smith


My Richardson is pitching a Trent Trent Richardson


Pardon Me Eiferted Tyler Eifert


Cruz Control Victor Cruz


Wilfork on the first date Vince Wilfork


Miller Highlife Von Miller


Welker Texas Ranger Wes Welker


My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz


It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert


Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2015?  You have come to the right place, but just in case you didn’t find what you were looking for.. here are a few other funny fantasy football team name articles to check out:

If you don’t see a player listed that you would like to find the best funny fantasy team name for in 2015, feel free to leave that in the comments section below as well. Some of the more popular searches this year will be for Odell Beckham Jr. fantasy football team names, Tim Tebow fantasy football team names, and Marcus Mariota fantasy football team names.  Feel free to add any decent suggestions below.

Some of the most liked team names for 2015 include Abdullah Oblangata for Ameer Abdullah and Watt me Whip, Watt me JJ for J.J. Watt.  Remember you can vote on your favorite team name suggestions in the comments area below so we know which fantasy football team names to add to the list in the years ahead!

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