Raunchy names for fantasy football

Chandler Catanzaro

Raunchy names, sometime dirty, always funny

Welcome back to FTA as we prepare for another exciting year of 2015 fantasy football, starting with the Raunchy names for fantasy football for 2015 below.  We have many new additions for popular players including rookies like Ameer Abdullah and Marcus Mariota!

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Think your team name makes the cut?  Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section.  If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious suggestion shall be added to the 2015 team names list!

Raunchy names for fantasy football of 2015

List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name


Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor? Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz

Adrian BeatHerSon Adrian Peterson

Tickle Me Al-Mo Alfred Morris

Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper

Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah

Ellington Coat Factory Andre Ellington

10% Luck / 20% Skittles Andrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch

Luck her right in the Percy Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin

Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer Arian Foster

A Mingo ate my Brady Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady

Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger

Bill Cosby’s Sleepers Bill Cosby

Brock Lobster Brock Osweiler

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles

Quick! Decker and Hyde Brian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde

My Johnson is Burfict Calvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict

Calvin and Cobbes Calvin Johnson / Randall Cobb

Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton

Hyde your kids Hyde your wife Carlos Hyde

Hyde your Bush, I have V.D. Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis

You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick

De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas

Final Dez-tination Dez Bryant

The Walking Dez Dez Bryant

Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin

Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees

Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe

Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix

Mr. Sanders’ Son Emmanuel Sanders

Erect Dicker Eric Decker

Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore

Geno 911 Geno Smith

Geno IKan pay you back Geno Smith

HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix HaHa Clinton Dix

High as Hill on A.J’s Green Jeremy Hill / A.J. Green

1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt

Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt

Watt me Whip Watt me JJ JJ Watt

Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney

Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles

You Winston, you lose some Jameis Winston

Landry Detergent Jarvis Landry

InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham

Manziel in distress Johnny Manziel

JPP You’re a Firework! Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)

Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman

Julio Think you are? Julio Jones

Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker

Saved by Le’Bell Le’Veon Bell

Le’Veon on a prayer Le’Veon Bell

Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy

Its a Me! Mariota! Marcus Mariota

My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch

Not my Forte Matt Forte

Stafford Infection Matthew Stafford

I have Crabs and VD Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis

Mike Vick in a box Michael Vick

Stairway to Evans Mike Evans

Montee Wrecking Ball Montee Ball

One Ball, Two Johnsons Montee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson

Suh Girls, One Cup Ndamukong Suh

Agholorious Bradford’s Nelson Agholor / Sam Bradford

For Whom Odell Tolls Odell Beckham Jr.

Ya down with ODB? Odell Beckham Jr.

Lord Darkwa’ad Orleans Darkwa
May God have Percy on your goal Percy Harvin

Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh

My Percy’s Vernon and it Ertz Percy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz

In a van down by the Rivers Philip Rivers

Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb

Beats by Ray Ray Rice

50 Shades of Ray Ray Rice

Bush is not my Forte Reggie Bush / Matt Forte

Its Wayning Men Reggie Wayne

When it Waynes, It Gores Reggie Wayne / Frank Gore

Gronk if your horny Rob Gronkowski

Gronkey Punch Rob Gronkowski

Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees

ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III

Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson

Russell’n my Jimmies Russell Wilson / Jimmy Graham

Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill

Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! Sammy Watkins

Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen

Lucked your Gurley’s Percy Todd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin

T.Ylenol P.M. T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning

Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater

Tebows before Hoes Tim Tebow

Munchen on Bundchen Tom Brady

Brady Gaga Tom Brady

Romophobic Tony Romo

The Neverending Torrey Torrey Smith

My Richardson is pitching a Trent Trent Richardson

Pardon Me Eiferted Tyler Eifert

Cruz Control Victor Cruz

Wilfork on the first date Vince Wilfork

Miller Highlife Von Miller

Welker Texas Ranger Wes Welker

My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz

It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2015?  You have come to the right place, but just in case you didn’t find what you were looking for.. here are a few other funny fantasy football team name articles to check out:

If you don’t see a player listed that you would like to find the best funny fantasy team name for in 2015, feel free to leave that in the comments section below as well. Some of the more popular searches this year will be for Odell Beckham Jr. fantasy football team names, Tim Tebow fantasy football team names, and Marcus Mariota fantasy football team names.  Feel free to add any decent suggestions below.

Some of the most liked team names for 2015 include Abdullah Oblangata for Ameer Abdullah and Watt me Whip, Watt me JJ for J.J. Watt.  Remember you can vote on your favorite team name suggestions in the comments area below so we know which fantasy football team names to add to the list in the years ahead!

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