Game of Throwns

Game of Throwns team names

Game of Throwns leads this year’s list as the top pun! In recent years we have seen a surge in popularity for “themed leagues” in fantasy football, where you choose a central theme and everyone names their team accordingly.  It is no surprise then, that the hit HBO show Game of Thrones is one of the more popular fantasy football themed leagues going, as it is also one of the biggest shows in the world.

If you have any suggestions for a funny or cool Game of Throwns inspired team names that don’t make the list, please add it to the comments section below, and if it makes the cut I will go ahead and add it to the article.

Game of Throwns Fantasy Football Team Names – 2015

The Night’s Watt-ch
Theon’s Deflated Balls
Valar AlMorris
Doug R.R. Martin
Cassel Black
Casterly Jocks
Blood, Sweat, and Tyrions
The Manning Faced God
All Hail the Royal Fitz
DeMaryius Stormborn
KhaLacy, Mover of Chains
Alshon Joffery
For the night is dark and full of Bears
Victarion Cruz
Walders of Frey
White Welkers
Maesters of the Midway
Khal Throwgo
Aaron Rodgers: King of the North
Tyrionasarus Rex
Whitner is coming
Crows before Hoes
The House Greyjoy No-Sows
House Frey Wedding Planners
The GridIron Throne
Theon Sanders
The Beyond the Wall Giants
The Stallions that mount the world
Crasters Keepers
Renly’s Rear Guard
Hodor’s Hodors
The Sunspear Sand Snakes
The Breastplate Stretchers
Lannister Lions
ViKings of the North
Queen Cersei’s Punt
House Tar-Gore-Yan
Valyrian Steelers
A LIONster always pays his debts
Bronny Football
A Game of Jones
House TargArian
Skip Baelish
A Song of Rice and Pryor
Tyrann Lannister
James Starks of Winterfell
You Know Nothing, Moreno
Mance Raiders
A Manning-ster always pays his debts
A Lannister always pays his Dez
Red Byrant Wedding
Three Eyed Ravens
Aryan Fosters
Cleveland Bronns
A Feast for Flaccos
Luck the Lannisters
Terrance Westeros
Westeros Welkers
Vernon Davos
Tom Brady of Tarth
Khal Fuller
King Robert Quinn
Grey Worms
A Feast for Throws
Arya ready for some football?
Wun Wun for the Win Win
House Chargeryen
For the Watch
Vernon Davos
Shame! Shame! Shame!
MelisAndre Johnson

That is it for this year’s Game of Throwns fantasy football team names.  Added a few more from this most recent season.  If you haven’t had a chance to watch yet, I don’t think there were any spoilers in there 🙂

Looking forward to seeing your suggestions to add to the list

Game of Throwns

Fantasy Football Team Names


  1. Valar AlMorris – Alfred Morris

    Valar Martavis – Martavis Bryant

    Valar Marquise – Marquise Goodwin

    It’s a take on Valar Morghulis (All Men Must Die). Which one do you think is the best out of the three?

    1. Thanks Stringer, glad you enjoyed it. Always more Game of Thrones team names to be found.. we’ll keep adding to it

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