Best fantasy football themes for 2013 – Game of Thrones/ Breaking Bad based team names




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The idea of fantasy football theme leagues was brought to my attention by one of our loyal readers, and we have decided to have a little fun with the idea.  This article will be interactive, so if you have a themed league that you are particularly proud of, or a team name that you really enjoy for the particular theme that we have listed, please leave a comment in the section available below the article.

If we like your suggestion enough, we will place it in the article for the fantasy football world to read!

Most popular fantasy football themes for 2013:

Fire and Blood (Game of Thrones)

Fire and Blood (Game of Thrones) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Game of Thrones

It should come as no surprise that one of TV’s hottest shows right now is also one of fantasy football’s hottest themes.  If you are thinking of putting together a league with your buddies and need a few suggestions for Game of Throne’s FF team names, here is the list we have compiled so far:

Danaerys’ Clitaerys
Tyrionasaurus Rex
Whitner is coming
Nipples on a Breastplate
The House Greyjoy No-Sows
House Frey Wedding Planners
Theon Sanders
The Beyond the Wall Giants
The Stallions That Mount the World
Renly’s Rear Guard
Hodor’s Hodors
The Blackfyre Usurpers
The Sunspear Sand Snakes
The Breastplate Stretchers
The White Welkers
Lannister Lions
Queen Cersei’s Punt



Breaking Bad

2013 will be the final year for one of TV’s greatest shows – Breaking Bad.  Starring Brian Cranston, this show has become a part of pop culture, and thus, fantasy football leagues.  Here are a few Breaking Bad fantasy football team names for 2013.  Once again, if you have any to contribute, please post them in the comments section below.

Heisenberg’s Hitmen
Blue Sky
The Ones Who Knock
Flynn Is Cerebral Ballsy
Dammit Marie
Vamanos Pests
Better Call Saul
Ring Ring Rings
Skinny Pete and the Badgers
Can’t stop my Tight Tight Tight Ends
Flynn’s breakfast club
The Salamanca Hit Squad
Yo, Gatorade me, Bitch!
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re called first downs!

Most of these suggestions come courtesy of the good people over at reddit.  Post your favorites, and if they make the cut, I will update the list above.


If you have a new fantasy football theme for 2013 to suggest, please leave a few team names as well to get the list started and help our reader’s get their creative juices flowing.





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  1. Chris B

    August 5, 2013 at 23:52

    Love it!! The names are pretty great, too! I still like Hoes Before Crows! ;)

    • __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 02:22

      As someone who doesn’t watch game of thrones, is that a GOT reference?

  2. Collin Schwartz

    August 20, 2013 at 11:17

    Danaerys’ Clitaerys

    • __KJ__

      August 20, 2013 at 16:43

      Thanks, added.

  3. Colten Carter

    August 23, 2013 at 18:56

    Donte Whitner is Coming
    or simply Whitner is Coming

    • __KJ__

      August 23, 2013 at 19:00

      Thanks Colten, added

  4. Nathan Cloeter

    August 25, 2013 at 15:03

    Demaryius Targaryen

  5. Justin

    August 26, 2013 at 17:17

    Tyrionasaurus Rex

    • __KJ__

      August 26, 2013 at 17:19

      Thanks Justin, added

  6. Ray

    August 27, 2013 at 21:20

    No Half Measures!

  7. Scott

    August 27, 2013 at 21:28

    Cobb Stark

  8. Shawn

    August 28, 2013 at 16:46

    Quorin Halftime

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