Our top 90 funny fantasy baseball team names for 2013

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If you have any of your own names to include on this list, please feel free to share in the comments section below the article.  Many of these options have been submitted by readers in 2013.  We now have fantasy baseball team names for several young callups including Yasel Puig and Michael Wacha

I will include the baseball players referenced for each team name, even though the majority of them will be pretty obvious.


#90 – The Lincecum Shots (Tim Lincecum)

#89 – The Beachy Boys (Brandon Beachy)

#88 – Can Aybarrow some Cashner? (Erick Aybar/ Andrew Cashner)

#87 – How did the Bay of Puigs go Lloyd? (Jason Bay/ Yasiel Puig)

#86 – Motte to the Hart & Yur too Latos (Jason Motte/ Corey Hart/ Yu Darvish/ Mat Latos)

#85 – Stanton Island (Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton)

#84 – A horse walks into Aybar (Erick Aybar)

#83 – Reverse Cowgill (Collin Cowgill)

#82 – Eaton Disorder (Adam Eaton)

#81 – Dempster Fires (Ryan Dempster)

#80 – Rolen with Maholmies (Scott Rolen/ Paul Maholm)

#79 – Smoak on the water (Justin Smoak)

#78 – You don’t send me Fowlers anymore (Dexter Fowler)

#77 – They lived Napoli Everth after (Mike Napoli/ Everth Cabrera)

#76 – Goldschmidt Happens (Paul Goldschmidt)

#75 – Call me Maybin (Cameron Maybin)

#74 – One time at band Kemp (Matt Kemp)

#73 – Bay of Puigs (Yasiel Puig)

#72 – I Dream of Jeanie (Jean Segura)

#71 – Upton your Pujols (Justin Upton/ Albert Pujols)

#70 – ManBearPuig (Yasel Puig)

#69 – The Mauer The Merrier (Joe Mauer)

#68 – Carry On My Heyward Son (Justin Heyward)

#67 – Grilli Cheese (Jason Grilli)

#66 – I’m Just Medlen (Kris Medlen)

#65 – Locke-N- Load (Jeff Locke)

#64 – Wacha Strike Out (Michael Wacha)

#63 – Puig Seeeewy (Yasiel Puig)

#62 – Miller Time (Shelby Miller)

#61 – The Butler did it (Billy Butler)

#60 – The Bourn Supremacy (Michael Bourn)

#59 – The Ellsbury Dough Boy (Jacoby Ellsbury)

#58 – Swing for the Pences (Hunter Pence)

#57 – Cruz Control (Nelson Cruz)

#56 – The Price is Wright (David Price/ David Wright)

#55 – Downtown Domonic Brown (Domonic Brown)

#54 – The Grimm Reaper (Justin Grimm)

#53 – Felixing to K Yu (Felix Hernandez/ Yu Darvish)

#52 – Bad News Cabrera’s (Miguel Cabrera)

#51 – That’ll do Puig, That’ll do (Yasel Puig)

#50 – Mike’s Trouser Trout (Mike Trout)

#49 – Vottos Locos (Joey Votto)

#48 – Madison’s Bumfisters (Madison Bumgarner/ Doug Fister)

#47 – Kempire State Building (Matt Kemp)

#46 – What can Braun do for you? (Ryan Braun)

#45 – The Bryce is Right (Bryce Harper)

#44 – Kershawshank Redemption (Clayton Kershaw)

#43 – Kinsler’s List (Ian Kinsler)

#42 – Buehrle Legal Babes (Mark Buerhle)

#41 – Better Safe than Soria (Joakim Soria)

#40 – Fielder of Dreams (Prince Fielder)

#39 – Yall gonna make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here (Justin and B.J. Upton)

#38 – Dickey in a Box (R.A. Dickey)

#37 – Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/ Cliff Lee)

#36 – The Melky Way (Melky Cabrera) – Alternate – Got Melk?

#35 – Cano one Strop me? (Robinson Cano/ Pedro Strop)

#34 – Hamiltoes (Josh Hamilton)

#33 – Musial to my ears (Stan “the Man” Musial)

#32 – Up Up and J-Hey (Jason Heyward) The J-Hey kid (alternate)

#31 – Saving Terry Ryan (Terry Ryan – Twins GM)

#30 – I can’t take Melky, I’m Latos intolerant (Melky Cabrera/ Mat Latos)

#29 – World Series Ring around the Posey (Buster Posey)

#28 – Latos Intolerant (Mat Latos)

#27 – Keep Johans to yourself (Johan Santana)

#26 – Trout and about (Mike Trout)

#25 – There can only be one Verlander! (Justin Verlander)

#24 – Pocket full of Posey (Buster Posey)

#23 – Choo’s on first (Shin-Soo Choo)

#22 – Brains over Braun (Ryan Braun)

#21 – Are you down with the Kipnis? / Alternate – Get down with the Kipnis (Jason Kipnis)

#20 – If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor (Yu Darvish/ Josh Reddick)

#19 – Fister? No, I only used the Stubbs! (Doug Fister/ Drew Stubbs)

#18 – That’s a clown team bro. (Bryce Harper)

#17 – Angels in the Troutfield (Mike Trout/ LA Angels)

#16 – A-Rod up the J. Jay (Alex Rodriguez/ John Jay)

#15 – Sacrifice Blunts

#14 – Slumpdog Millionerrors

#13 – The Duda Abides (Lucas Duda)

#12 – Tulo? Yu get the Pujols (Troy Tulowitzki/ Yu Darvish/ Albert Pujols)

#11 – The Utley Ducklings (Chase Utley)

#10 – Ass to McClouth (Nate McClouth)

#9  – The Buerhle Gates (Mark Buerhle)

#8  – Ethier Said Than Dunn (Andre Ethier/ Adam Dunn)

#7  – A Streetcar Named Cuddyer (Michael Cuddyer)

#6  – The Amazing Reyes (Jose Reyes) – Alternates – (Reyes a little hell) (Reyes the Roof)

#5  – Honey Nut Ichiros (Ichiro Suzuki)

#4  – It Byrnes When I Peavy (Eric Byrnes/ Jake Peavy)

#3  – Wanted a Hanley and got a B.J. (Hanley Ramirez/ B.J. Upton)

#2  – Zack & Miri Make a Morneau (Justin Morneau)

#1  – Choo Much Haren My Pujols (Shin-Soo Choo/ Dan Haren/ Albert Pujols)

Albert Pujols

It isn’t our fault the man has a name tailor made for fantasy baseball team name stardom! (Photo credit: Keith Allison)

Needless to say the majority of these names are good for a laugh in the majority of formats, but if you can find one involving your star player that makes your fantasy baseball team name that much sweeter.

So far these are the players that we have a solid fantasy baseball team name (2013) for:

Bryce Harper, Mike Trout, LA Angels, John Jay, Alex Rodriguez, Lucas Duda, Troy Tulowitzki, Yu Darvish, Albert Pujols x2, Chase Utley, Nate McClouth, Mark Buerhle, Andre Ethier, Adam Dunn, Michael Cuddyer, Jose Reyes, Ichiro Suzuki, Eric Byrnes, Jake Peavy, Hanley Ramirez, B.J. Upton, Justin Morneau, Shin-Soo Choo, Dan Haren, Albert Pujols, Doug Fister, Drew Stubbs, Justin Verlander, Buster Posey, Johan Santana, Mat Latos

If you have any funny team names for the following players, we have received questions for them in the past

Matt Kemp, Andrew McCutchen, Tim Lincecum

Thanks for checking us out.  We will have the fantasy baseball talk going in the forums every day throughout the season, if you are ever in need of any advice, or want to share some of your own, jump over there.

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  1. TommyA

    February 14, 2013 at 14:35

    Just came up with this one

    If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor

    • __KJ__

      February 14, 2013 at 15:58

      Thanks Tommy, added it to the list

  2. therod

    February 15, 2013 at 20:39

    Are you down with the Kipnes?

    • __KJ__

      February 16, 2013 at 04:52

      Thanks therod, added it to the list with a twist

  3. Waffley

    February 18, 2013 at 00:42

    There can only be one Verlander!
    Pocket full of Posey
    Brains over Braun
    Choo’s on first
    Trout and about

    • __KJ__

      February 18, 2013 at 01:38

      Thanks Waffley, all suggestions have been added

  4. Tim Hanson

    March 19, 2013 at 20:16

    I have one, albeit not a player. My brother and I are Twins fans who have suffered the last few years under the mishandling of the franchise by Terry Ryan and Billy Smith, his protege. We both feel Ryan should be fired for the lousy job he has done. Thus, we have decided to name our team:

    “Saving Terry Ryan”

  5. Jason

    March 23, 2013 at 11:44

    I have 2 fantasy team names (Bad News Bears) & ( Up Up and J-Hey)

  6. __KJ__

    March 23, 2013 at 14:38

    Thanks Tim and Jason, added to the list

  7. BARB1964

    March 24, 2013 at 12:26


  8. Adam Hatt

    March 24, 2013 at 12:26


  9. Taylor

    March 24, 2013 at 17:17

    Cano one Strop me?

  10. __KJ__

    March 24, 2013 at 18:24

    Thanks Barb, Adam, and Taylor. All suggestions added

  11. Sean

    March 24, 2013 at 19:44

    Reyes a Little Hell
    Reyes the Roof (Jose Reyes)
    Melky Way
    Got Melk? (Melky Cabrera)
    Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/Cliff Lee)
    Dickey in a Box (RA Dickey)

  12. __KJ__

    March 25, 2013 at 04:14

    Thanks Sean,

    Lots of good suggestions, all added

  13. Jason

    March 25, 2013 at 10:35

    Yall gone make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here

  14. __KJ__

    March 25, 2013 at 10:46

    Thanks Jason, added to the list

  15. Danny

    March 27, 2013 at 22:13

    Maybin Hamilton w/ Konerko-Cain

  16. mark

    March 28, 2013 at 21:02

    Better Safe Than Soria

  17. __KJ__

    March 29, 2013 at 04:10

    Thanks Mark, added to the list.

    Danny.. I might not be getting the reference on that one

  18. Danny

    March 29, 2013 at 13:09

    @KJ: the reference is – C.Maybin, J.Hamilton, P.Konerko & M.Cain

    • __KJ__

      March 29, 2013 at 15:03

      Yeah, sorry, what I meant was, I didn’t get what you were going for with that team name. If it was a play on words or what? (Other than just a list of 4 players names?)

  19. Colin

    March 30, 2013 at 23:55

    Buehrle Legal Babes

    • __KJ__

      March 31, 2013 at 03:12

      I like it, thanks Colin, added to the list

  20. Anonymous

    March 31, 2013 at 04:30

    Kinsler’s List

  21. Derrick

    April 12, 2013 at 13:04

    Storen my Melky Lind-side ya

    • __KJ__

      April 13, 2013 at 02:18

      Thanks Derrick, added to the list

  22. John

    April 13, 2013 at 00:07

    What can Braun do for you?

    • __KJ__

      April 13, 2013 at 02:19

      Thanks John, added to the list

  23. Jake

    April 14, 2013 at 00:17

    Kempire State Building
    Kempire State of Mind

    • __KJ__

      April 14, 2013 at 07:48

      Thanks Jake, adding Kempire State Building

  24. Chuck

    April 20, 2013 at 15:30

    Prince-steige Worldwide
    6 & a Haf-n-er Pujols
    Benzo’s PablOpiates & OG Kersh

  25. Brad

    April 25, 2013 at 10:13

    Madisons Bumfisters

    • __KJ__

      April 26, 2013 at 07:39

      Thanks Brad, added to the list

  26. Anonymous

    April 27, 2013 at 18:26

    My team is the Vottos Locos

    • __KJ__

      April 27, 2013 at 18:32

      Liked it, added it

  27. Cooper

    May 7, 2013 at 21:42

    All Upton Here
    The Bryce is Right
    Void A-roid

    • __KJ__

      May 7, 2013 at 22:01

      Thanks Cooper, already had Upton here in another team name, added in The Bryce is Right

  28. Matt

    May 22, 2013 at 20:28

    I have both of these team names:
    Cain Yu Sale me a Swisher
    Sale my Cano through the Middlebrooks

  29. OneBadMoFo

    June 2, 2013 at 15:23

    Your Fister’s Ethier, but mines for Sale

  30. Anonymous

    June 2, 2013 at 21:46

    knuck if u john buck

  31. Lonnie

    June 4, 2013 at 08:40

    This one is a must—Bad News Cabrera’s (Miguel Cabrera)

  32. Lonnie

    June 4, 2013 at 09:08

    Felixing to K Yu (Felix Hernandez & Yu Darvish)—-The Grimm Reaper (Justin Grimm)—-Downtown Dominique Brown (Dominique Brown)

  33. Lonnie

    June 5, 2013 at 13:01

    The Price Is Wright (David Price & David Wright)—-Cruz Controlled (Nelson Cruz)—Swing For The Pences (Hunter Pence)— The Uggla Ducklings (Dan Uggla)—The Ellsbury Dough Boy (Jacob Ellsbury)—-Bourne Supremecy (Michael Bourne)—-The Butler Did It (Billy Butler)

  34. Lonnie

    June 5, 2013 at 13:39

    The Mauer The Merrier (Joe Mauer)—-Carry On My Heyward Son (Justin Heyward)—Grilli Cheese (Jason Grilli)—- I’m Just Medlen (Kris Medlen)—-Locked-N- Loaded (Jeff Locke)—–Wacha Strike Out (Michael Wacha)—-Puig Seeeewy (Yasiel Puig)—-Miller Time (Shelby Miller)

    • __KJ__

      June 5, 2013 at 15:59

      Thanks Lonnie, I’ll add them all to the list, sure the readers will appreciate them.

      My favorites is Carry on my heyward son… not sure how many Kansas fans we have out there, but that one is awesome

  35. Lonnie

    June 7, 2013 at 12:37

    Here are a couple more KJ—- Choo Choo Train (Choo Shin-Soo)—-The Bruce Is Loose (Jay Bruce)—-Buck Wild (John Buck)—- Hit By A Hart Attack (Cory Hart)—–I don’t know what the limit is let me know if i’m sending you too many, Thanks

    • __KJ__

      June 7, 2013 at 12:45

      Never too many, just going to have to sit down before next season and rank them all lol

  36. cbones

    June 7, 2013 at 13:44

    Upton your Pujols (up in your poo hole)

    I Dream of Jeanie (Jean segura)

    • __KJ__

      June 7, 2013 at 13:49

      Thanks bones, adding to the list

  37. j-rod

    June 7, 2013 at 21:22

    one time at band kemp

  38. j-rod

    June 7, 2013 at 21:24

    bay of puigs

    • __KJ__

      June 7, 2013 at 23:42

      Thanks J-rod, both suggestions added

  39. BSchamz

    June 8, 2013 at 12:59

    yasiel puig fantasy team name:

    Rakin’ With Cuban Bacon

  40. j-rod

    June 8, 2013 at 16:48

    reverse cowgill
    horse walks into aybar
    weeks sauce

  41. j-rod

    June 8, 2013 at 17:01

    rolen with maholmies
    demster fires
    dempster babies
    eaton disorder
    eaton mad pussy

  42. j-rod

    June 8, 2013 at 17:08

    call me maybin
    you don’t send me fowlers anymore
    smoak on the water
    some song ones. sorry so many posts. so many good ones i couldn’t use this year…

  43. sbd193

    June 8, 2013 at 19:09

    Call Me Maybin
    Goldschmidt Happens
    They Lived Napoli Ever After

    • __KJ__

      June 8, 2013 at 19:16

      thanks sbd, adding to the list

  44. __KJ__

    June 9, 2013 at 06:38

    Is this a song reference that I’m just not getting? (I get the caBruce = caboose… but not sure about the rest of it)

  45. Ike

    June 10, 2013 at 22:09

    Choo da Haren my Pujols.

    • __KJ__

      June 10, 2013 at 23:42

      That’s funny, we already had Choo much Haren my Pujols, so I will include this as an alternate

  46. Bill

    June 12, 2013 at 03:02

    Stanton Island

    • __KJ__

      June 12, 2013 at 03:25

      Thanks Bill, first Giancarlo Stanton team name to make the list

  47. Michael

    June 12, 2013 at 20:04


  48. Lonnie

    June 14, 2013 at 12:08

    Rios Grande (Alex Rios)- —If i Was A Carpenter (Matt/Chris Carpenter)—-Cole As Ice—-(Garret Cole)—-Its Pouring Wainright Now (Adam Wainright—-A Corbin In The Woods (Patrick Corbin/Travis Wood)—-Nava Say Nava (Daniel Nava)

  49. Lonnie

    June 14, 2013 at 12:40

    Balfour Take First Base (Grant Balfour)—-The Beachy Boys (Brandon Beachy)—- Golly Gee Whiz (Dillon Gee)

  50. Lonnie

    June 19, 2013 at 07:09

    Saved By The Bell (Heath Bell)

  51. Boomer

    June 25, 2013 at 08:37

    Can Aybarow some Cashner from Yu? (Erick Aybar/Andrew Cashner/Yu Darvish)

  52. Boomer

    June 25, 2013 at 08:39

    The Linecumshots (Tim Lincecum) – not sure if this is too vulgar for the site…if so I apologize

    • __KJ__

      June 25, 2013 at 14:56

      Ha… no it isn’t too vulgar. We assume everyone is an adult around here :)

  53. Entourage

    June 25, 2013 at 08:41

    How did the Bay of Puigs go Lloyd?!? (Entourage Quote) (Yasiel Puig/ Jason Bay)

  54. Ben

    June 25, 2013 at 08:43

    Motte to the Hart & YUr 2 Latos (Shot to the heart and you’re too late) (Jason Motte/Corey Hart/Yu Darvish/ Matt Latos)

  55. Anonymous

    August 14, 2013 at 07:21


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