Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2018

The best fantasy football team names 2018 are just the right mix of pun, funny, witty and hilarious.  Need an original suggestion for your league? The 2018 fantasy football team names season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Baker MayfieldSaquon Barkley, Derrius Guice and Rashaad Penny, while also covering top NFL and fantasy football studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

If you have a suggestion for our funny fantasy football team names 2018 list, please add it in the comments section below the article.  If your original team name suggestion is funny enough it will be added to our top 100 best fantasy football team names 2018!

Best Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2018 | Top 100 List

List is sorted in alphabetical order. To quickly find original funny fantasy football team names use CTRL+F and type in the name of the player.

Fantasy Football Team Names

Player referenced

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers
Hooked on a Thielen Adam Thielen
More than A. Thielen Adam Thielen
AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson
Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery
Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper
This is AmariCarr Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah
What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown
Half-Baked Baker Mayfield
BlakeLivesMatter Blake Bortles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles
No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks
Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall
Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton
Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz
You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick
Two Gurleys One Kupp Cooper Kupp / Todd Gurley
Neverending Corey Corey Davis
Dak to the Future Dak Prescott
Dalvin and the Chipmunks Dalvin Cook
My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins
Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker
De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas
Hey you Guice Derrius Guice
Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte
The Walking Dez Dez Bryant
Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin
Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees
Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe
The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning
Erect Dicker Eric Decker
Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott
Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott
Zeke Virus Ezekiel Elliott
Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore
The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard
Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate
Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
Counting Crowells Isaiah Crowell
1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt
Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt
Watt me Whip, Watt me J.J. J.J. Watt
Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney
Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles
Almost Jameis Jameis Winston
Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley
Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry
Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill
Carry on my Langford Son Jeremy Langford
Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
Childish GrahamBino Jimmy Graham
Glengary John Ross John Ross
Who’s the Ross? John Ross
Mind Reeder Jordan Reed
Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson
Rosen Parade Josh Rosen
Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman
Game of Jones Julio Jones
Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker
Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller
LaQuontum Physics Laquon Treadwell
Le’Veon my Wayward Son Le’Veon Bell
Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell
Little Red Fournette Leonard Fournette
Fournette’s Nest Leonard Fournette
Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy
Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota
Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram
My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch
InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore
Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon
Stairway to Evans Mike Evans
Suh-icide Squad Ndamukong Suh
Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor
OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr.
Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb
A Penny for your thoughts Rasaad Penny
Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III
Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson
Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill
Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins
Saquon these nuts Saquon Barkely
Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen
Rebel Yeldon T.J. Yeldon
Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater
They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls
Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley
The Brady Bunch Tom Brady
Romophobic Tony Romo
Kelce You Again Travis Kelce
Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert
Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett
Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor
Need for Snead Willie Snead
My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz
It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

We have added several new fantasy football team names for 2018 players including Saquon Barkely (RB – NYG), Baker Mayfield (QB – CLE), Derrius Guice (pronounced Gice, rhymes with nice) and Rashaad Penny (RB – SEA).  This makes the 2018 funny fantasy football team names list top 100 our best yet.  If you have a player on your team in your fantasy football league that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new original funny fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older team names that are no longer relevant.  The 2018 fantasy football season should be no different! Many of the team names suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

Thanks for reading! As the 2018 fantasy football season progresses this team names list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your funny fantasy football team name into the ring in the comments section below.

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  1. KJ May 15, 2018 at 13:09

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  2. rob November 9, 2017 at 19:50

    Stop Kaepenickas

  3. matt October 20, 2017 at 15:37

    where I Parker my Carr?
    Good Carrma
    eRex Burkhead
    Just a Kittle bit
    Matt “the dog” Brieda

  4. CORY October 18, 2017 at 12:02


  5. Steve October 6, 2017 at 04:38

    For Gurley + Tyreek Hill

    Hill and Todd’s Excellent Adventure


    Hill and Todd’s Bogus Journey

  6. Chris October 2, 2017 at 14:00


  7. Jay September 25, 2017 at 21:54

    Smokin’ Joe Mixons

  8. Shannon September 24, 2017 at 22:00

    Peaches and Kareem

    Kareem Hunt

  9. Joe September 22, 2017 at 22:36

    Bell Sproles Blounts
    Leveon Bell, Darren Sproles, Legarrette Blount

  10. Spence September 22, 2017 at 08:22

    Innocent Until Proven Gillislee

    Gillislee Conscience

    Love is in Pierre

    Can you Diggs it?

  11. Jason Weis September 21, 2017 at 17:34

    I named my team “Dude Wares my Carr”. For Spencer Ware and Derek Carr.

  12. S. Jim September 20, 2017 at 19:42

    These YoungHoes ain’t loyal.
    Younghoe Koo, Chargers kicker.

  13. Doug September 15, 2017 at 16:41

    Powell, Wright in the Kizer

  14. Jeremy September 15, 2017 at 16:34


  15. Quauhtli Xolotl September 13, 2017 at 16:33

    Your GF Gives Woodhead

  16. Quauhtli Xolotl September 13, 2017 at 16:21

    All Too Ezeke
    Ezeke E
    Zekiellin’ It

    TPS Reports (Terrelle Pryor Sr.)

    Prater your God

    Roethlisberger Syndrome
    Ben there Raped That

    I Can’t Stafford you

    Melvins Gord-on your chin

  17. Andrew September 13, 2017 at 09:56

    I have LeSean McCoy, Sterling Shephard and Golden Tate. Team name: Shady Shephard’s Golden Tate

  18. Jeremy September 12, 2017 at 11:23

    Fournette’d N ur face

  19. Mario September 12, 2017 at 05:46

    Fournette about it

  20. Nick September 11, 2017 at 23:49

    My TD’s Are C.Kupp’s

  21. Anthony Morgan September 11, 2017 at 13:59

    Antonio Poops Cleveland Brown

  22. Mike Sanchez September 10, 2017 at 22:28

    Hyde and Go Zeke

  23. jwhitt September 10, 2017 at 22:17

    Kareem Mike Hunt

  24. Dana September 10, 2017 at 21:27

    Last years team: its Breesy on my Gurly parts

  25. Tristan Houghton September 10, 2017 at 19:43

    Newton’s laws of phyzekes

  26. Ben September 9, 2017 at 18:26

    Dobie Gillislee

    Hey I’m old

  27. MVJ September 9, 2017 at 17:51

    A friend had T.Y. HIlton and Kareem Hunt on his team and I told him he should name his team “I Kareem at T.Y.”

  28. RHVM September 9, 2017 at 12:47

    another beck name from last year. The “Hilton Odell”

  29. RHVM September 9, 2017 at 12:45

    My team last year. Dr. “Yeldon” and Mr. “Hyde”

  30. RHVM September 9, 2017 at 12:40

    I have Dalvin Cooks and Bechham, (Cook’ing Beckham)

  31. Danny September 8, 2017 at 13:54

    It Ertz the Gurleys KHunt….. Zach Ertz Todd Gurley Kareem Hunt

    • Bal September 9, 2017 at 14:01

      The Hunt Fournette October

  32. Jon September 8, 2017 at 12:26

    Get an Orange Julio at Jamaal

  33. Ry September 8, 2017 at 11:37

    Kareem When I Fournette-cate with Cousins. Have all three

  34. Gary September 7, 2017 at 21:41

    Eifert-ed in D. Brees

  35. Ian September 7, 2017 at 21:16

    I have Carson Wentz and Zeke Elliott. I am officially ConZekeWentz Free

  36. Doug September 7, 2017 at 20:11

    Green Eggs & Graham
    AJ Green and Jimmy Graham

  37. Andrew Trey McArthur September 7, 2017 at 19:04

    so I have Cousins, McCoy, and Fournette and came up with Shady Cousins Fournette-cate

  38. jake September 7, 2017 at 18:34

    I’ve got Zeke and Mixon on my team and need a name related to the two if anyone can help

    • KJ September 7, 2017 at 18:35

      You could use something like “Zeke keeps Mixon it up”

    • Jeremy September 12, 2017 at 11:22

      Mr. Elliott and Mr. Mixon please approach the stand

  39. Kyle wade September 6, 2017 at 21:59

    Demmarco and Latavious Murray. Trying to find something that works with “Murray”

    • Jesse September 7, 2017 at 15:51

      MURRAY up offense. That was mine last year.

      • Tyrone September 7, 2017 at 22:11

        La La La Tavius (song referrence Duran Duran Notorius)

  40. nick September 6, 2017 at 21:48

    Jamaalways Winning!

  41. Lenny the kid September 6, 2017 at 18:25


  42. Jeffrey September 6, 2017 at 16:30

    Show Me Your TD’s

    Can’t Handle My D

  43. RDE September 6, 2017 at 02:38

    No Mo Kash-fer-Nick

    • RDE September 6, 2017 at 02:46

      Kaeptain without a ship

  44. G September 6, 2017 at 01:07

    My Johnson Trumps Yours (david johnson)

  45. JR September 6, 2017 at 00:09

    Drew Brees/Paul Perkins (who may shine)

    The Brees makes them Perky

  46. Brandon Terry September 5, 2017 at 15:20

    Gettin’ down with Antonio Brown

  47. Stringer September 5, 2017 at 11:39

    Wub Abdullah Dub Dub

  48. Jeremy September 5, 2017 at 10:25

    Alshon your shoes

  49. Jeremy September 5, 2017 at 10:24

    Kissing Cousins

  50. Zamp September 5, 2017 at 08:08

    Can I get an Amen-dola

  51. Zamp September 5, 2017 at 07:59

    Belichick yourself

  52. Zamp September 5, 2017 at 07:43

    Amendola Listing

  53. Zamp September 5, 2017 at 07:42


  54. Zamp September 5, 2017 at 07:40

    Zeke and Deztroy

  55. james final September 5, 2017 at 03:21

    My dak ertz from ur gurley
    My dak makes ur gurley wentz

  56. Mitch Meyers September 4, 2017 at 21:25

    Big Baldwin Brand

  57. Joshua Lynn Simons September 4, 2017 at 13:21

    Bring Dak Ass here Boii- Dak Prescott
    Edward Switzer-hands- Ryan Switzer
    Beas’ in the trap -cole beasley

  58. Brandon September 4, 2017 at 12:41

    Fat Rob, Cheeseburger Lacy and the Watkins diet.

  59. Don September 4, 2017 at 11:26

    DeMarco of a Champion

  60. Craig c September 4, 2017 at 10:40

    Ooops Eiferted

  61. John Germano September 4, 2017 at 10:05

    My Johnson’s in ur Gurley

  62. Chad September 3, 2017 at 07:29

    WWE Rawls

  63. Ricky September 2, 2017 at 23:26

    JJ Watt and TJ Watt….2 Killa Watts

  64. Amy September 2, 2017 at 14:11

    Keeping Up With the CarrDakshians

  65. Amy September 2, 2017 at 14:06

    Devonta Davante Goose

  66. Leed September 2, 2017 at 13:34

    All My Friends Are Dez

  67. Chuck September 2, 2017 at 00:17

    Jordan Reed/ kenny Golladay……..Smoke Reed Golladay

  68. Jim DeVolld September 1, 2017 at 17:06

    You Kaepernick Who’ll Sit

  69. John Smith September 1, 2017 at 08:00

    Eifert a lot

  70. Ryan August 31, 2017 at 16:15

    Jim Bob Cootersnacks

  71. Brian C August 31, 2017 at 02:02


  72. G Baby August 30, 2017 at 23:19

    Demaryius Targaryen- Game of thrones reference to daenerys targaryen

    • KJ August 31, 2017 at 00:50

      Thanks G Baby,

      The only reason it isn’t included on the list, is we actually have the #1 game of thrones fantasy football team names list on google already. With Demaryius Targaryen included of course

  73. Elana August 30, 2017 at 23:04

    The Green Be’radies (AJ Green and Tom Brady)

  74. CDA August 30, 2017 at 11:06

    Dak to the Future
    The Empire Strikes Dak

  75. Ken August 30, 2017 at 00:09

    Marcus Married Olga

  76. Jake August 29, 2017 at 20:16

    Hangin’ with Hernandez

  77. CHAD R DEIHL August 29, 2017 at 19:06

    Evans to Murgatroyd!

  78. Raymond August 29, 2017 at 13:27

    Hyde your Dix that Romo is here

  79. CindyO August 28, 2017 at 23:21


  80. G Shaw August 28, 2017 at 22:17

    Gronk if you love Fleener

  81. Allan G August 28, 2017 at 16:03

    Ezekial 3:1 Do Not Beat Thy Girlfriend

  82. Rusty August 28, 2017 at 11:47

    Little red Fournette
    Bortle’s Combat
    Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker

  83. Joe August 28, 2017 at 00:49

    Mixons Shady Pryors.
    Joe mixon, lesean mccoy, and terrelle pryor

    • KJ August 28, 2017 at 00:50

      Next level ingenuity there. Thanks for the suggestion

      • BAR95 September 6, 2017 at 18:25

        Can you explain? I don’t get it

        • KJ September 6, 2017 at 18:32

          Joe Mixon punched a woman on video while he was in college. So he has some shady “priors” or offenses in his past

  84. bas385 August 26, 2017 at 22:17

    Turn Your Head & Goff

  85. Michael Hefner August 26, 2017 at 08:58

    My Ditkas In Her Butkus

  86. anon August 25, 2017 at 08:50

    Rappers & Kaepers

  87. Richard Colston August 25, 2017 at 02:23

    Kaep them in the knees – Colin Kaepernick

  88. Chris August 24, 2017 at 22:41


    • Chris August 24, 2017 at 22:46


  89. Scott August 24, 2017 at 20:58

    Levine intervention

  90. Tbone August 24, 2017 at 20:57

    A guy in my league is 2 Gurleys 1 Kupp.

    That, my friends, is gold.

  91. JAMES KING August 24, 2017 at 18:58

    the juice is loose

  92. Ryan B August 24, 2017 at 14:03

    40 Year Old Surgeon

  93. Eli August 24, 2017 at 13:26

    Blount Chocula and Luck Charms
    Green in My Blount
    T.Y. Abdullah $ign

  94. Eric August 24, 2017 at 12:34

    Dak Lives Matter

  95. Rachael Perry-Robbins August 23, 2017 at 18:15

    Team Touchdown There

  96. Cole August 23, 2017 at 16:28

    team name: Breakfast @ Tiffany’s
    player referenced – Ezekiel Elliott

    Tiffany Thompson is Zeke’s ex-girlfriend

    • Ryan August 31, 2017 at 16:06

      thanks for the run down but I think we got it, still not funny even when you explain it

  97. Howie August 23, 2017 at 14:45

    My Butt Ertz when Eifert

    • Ryan August 31, 2017 at 16:09

      you just came up with that, that’s been around since 2014

  98. RJ August 23, 2017 at 11:05

    I have David Johnson and Jameis Winston “My JOHNSON made me JAMEIS”

  99. Britt Roberts August 22, 2017 at 21:16

    OBJYN checks my Va-Jay Ajayi
    I have both OBJ and jay ajayi on my team. Saw the OBJYN and came up with the rest myself…couldn’t resist the combo

  100. Britt Roberts August 22, 2017 at 21:14

    OBJYN checks my Va-Jay Ajayi

  101. Dan August 22, 2017 at 19:20

    Cream of the Cox

  102. Lancer August 21, 2017 at 22:04

    Hyde yo’ kids, Hyde yo’ wives

  103. Ryan August 21, 2017 at 10:55

    I used this to build my own team name. Since I have David Johnson and Zach Ertz…
    “My Johnson Ertz.”

  104. Sean August 21, 2017 at 04:54

    Jameis’s Crab Shack

  105. paul August 21, 2017 at 00:54

    Team Amari-Caffreydom

  106. Caitlin August 20, 2017 at 20:39

    “A” For Eifert!!

  107. FJ JTIL August 20, 2017 at 20:04

    For all you Cowboys fans and Cowboys haters: Whip your Dak out DEZpacito

  108. Kipp Alesch August 20, 2017 at 14:12

    Cooked On Teddy’s
    Where the Cook is Teddy? (connor mcgregor voice) –Who the fook is that guy
    Diggin out the Cooks
    Diggin in the Cookie jar
    Double Teddys
    Teddy’s Gotta Thielan

  109. Ryan August 20, 2017 at 14:03


  110. JJ August 19, 2017 at 17:47

    Tammy how about For Winston’s Sake. Also I got Bortle My Fournetteskin. A-Arons Hangmen. Guardians of the Daklecy. Return of the Lynch I Master. 2Watts Make A Right. Marshawn the Macknificant. Revenge of Jaylon Smith. A Dak of Cole Sauce.

  111. SH August 19, 2017 at 11:29

    Stiffarm in your Endzone

  112. Michael August 19, 2017 at 11:11

    Love Cobbfefe! Going to have to use that one. Are there any other Trump fantasy football team names? I WANT MOAR

  113. Matt August 18, 2017 at 11:07

    Wilfork for food

  114. FJ JTIL August 17, 2017 at 22:01

    Hyde Ur Cousins Jimmy

  115. Jacob Walcott August 17, 2017 at 00:27

    Jacquizz in My Pants

  116. Spencer August 16, 2017 at 14:57

    Eifert when I Snead

  117. LB August 16, 2017 at 12:00

    Oh and…
    Favre Bean’s Gas
    Stafford’s Infection

  118. LB August 16, 2017 at 11:59

    my favs…all originals 🙂
    Colt Forte Five
    Runs like a Gurley
    Sanu’z Button

  119. Danny August 15, 2017 at 20:33

    And for all the cowboys fans out there… dallasbeatersclub

  120. tammy August 15, 2017 at 15:44

    I am looking for some Tampa Bay Buccaneer names. Howard, Winston, Jackson, Conte, Alexander, Spence, Martin, Evans, Winston

    • Daryle August 16, 2017 at 13:24

      How bout’ Jameis My Crab Legs

  121. Danny August 15, 2017 at 13:01

    My team name is eifertwhenifornettecate

    • KJ August 15, 2017 at 13:21

      Awesome Danny, thanks for the suggestion

  122. J Mo August 14, 2017 at 16:47

    Wentz you go black, Just Gotta Keep L-E-‘-V-E-O-N, Vladimir Poutine, Grab ’em by the pudding (team logo is a pic of Bill Cosby with Trump hair)

  123. SavageSooner August 11, 2017 at 23:43

    Almost went with The Missing QB Kaeper.

  124. SavageSooner August 11, 2017 at 23:31

    My new Team Name; PhyZekiel HittHer

  125. Brad August 10, 2017 at 21:28

    ‘Micah Lecca Hyde Mecca Hiney Ho!’

    • Brad August 10, 2017 at 21:29

      Or just ‘Micah Lecca Hyde’

  126. Caroline August 10, 2017 at 17:52


    • KJ August 10, 2017 at 18:19

      Definitely relevant to this season. Adding to the list, thanks Caroline

  127. Danny Henriquez August 8, 2017 at 22:22

    How about… Brady Gronks after he Cooks

  128. Bryce Thomas August 8, 2017 at 11:55

    I’m a Panthers fan and wanted to come up with a name for the rookie RB! Came up with a perfect two player name! I’m very proud of this and hope it makes the list! “McCaffrican Camericans”!

    • KJ August 8, 2017 at 11:57

      Thats actually really clever. Going to add it to the list, thanks Bryce

  129. ThunderDan August 7, 2017 at 17:39

    Kung Suh Panda

  130. August August 4, 2017 at 12:37

    Mine is “Mixon Martial Arts”

  131. Let's Go Cards August 4, 2017 at 12:18

    JPP’s Finger Blasters

  132. Ron August 4, 2017 at 00:45

    Anyone have any suggestions for some of the rookies? Looking for Leonard Fournette Joe Mixon and Dalvin Cook fantasy football team names. Thanks!!!

    • August August 4, 2017 at 12:37

      Mixon Martial Arts

    • Carroll August 11, 2017 at 12:10

      Don’t Mess with the Fournette’s Nest (Hornet’s Nest).
      Dalvin Cookin’ with Fire.

      • JJ August 19, 2017 at 17:49

        Bottle My Fournettskin

        • JJ August 19, 2017 at 17:50


    • Leed September 2, 2017 at 13:39

      Dalvin and the Cookmunks

  133. Tyler McGrath August 2, 2017 at 19:09

    O.Js Parole Board

  134. Tom August 1, 2017 at 17:14

    Me Luck You Long Time

  135. DrewFlem July 18, 2017 at 15:47

    How about Nobody’s Colin

    • KJ July 18, 2017 at 15:57

      That one is absolutely perfect… if only Colin Kaepernick fantasy football team names were in higher demand. But then I guess the team name wouldn’t make as much sense, so its a catch 22

  136. rswarner86 June 19, 2017 at 21:19

    Don’t touch my Peterman

    • KJ June 19, 2017 at 23:01

      Thanks for the team names suggestion. We actually had Don’t touch my Peterson! on the list until this season when we updated it was one of the ones we dropped

  137. Fbs44 April 29, 2017 at 12:56

    Gronk like Gurley. Or for old Lion fans, Gronk like Harry Colon…

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