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Funny Fantasy Football Team Names – 2017

The best funny fantasy football team names each season are typically just the right mix of pun, funny, witty and hilarious.  This season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Leonard Fournette, while also covering top NFL studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

If you have a funny fantasy football team name you’d like to suggest, please add it in the comments section below the article.  If your team name suggestion is funny enough it will be added to our top 100 list!

Top 100 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names – 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names Player referenced
1 Green Eyed A.J. A.J. Green
2 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers
3 AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson
4 And Hurns to you, Allen Robinson Allen Hurns / Allen Robinson
5 Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery
6 Make AmeriCarr Great Again Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
7 Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah
8 Ellington Coat Factory Andre Ellington
9 What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown
10 Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer Arian Foster
11 A Mingo ate my Brady Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady
12 Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger
13 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles
14 No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks
15 Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall
16 Mr. Anderson C.J. Anderson
17 Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton
18 Hyde yo Johnson Carlos Hyde / David Johnson
19 Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
20 Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz
21 You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick
22 Neverending Corey Corey Davis
23 Dak to the Future Dak Prescott
24 My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
25 Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins
26 Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker
27 DeMarco Rubio Demarco Murray
28 De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas
29 Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte
30 The Walking Dez Dez Bryant
31 Dion Lewis and the news Dion Lewis
32 Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin
33 Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees
34 Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe
35 Lacy’s Out Dan! Eddie Lacy / Dan Marino
36 The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning
37 Erect Dicker Eric Decker
38 Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott
39 Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott
40 Zeke Virus Ezekiel Elliott
41 Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore
42 The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard
43 Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate
44 Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
45 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt
46 Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt
47 Watt me Whip, Watt me J.J. J.J. Watt
48 Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney
49 Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles
50 Almost Jameis Jameis Winston
51 Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley
52 Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry
53 The Vajayajayis Jay Ajayi
54 Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill
55 Carry on my Langford Son Jeremy Langford
56 Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
57 InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham
58 Who’s the Ross? John Ross
59 Mind Reeder Jordan Reed
60 Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson
61 My wienerdog is a Doctson Josh Doctson
62 Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman
63 Julio Think you are? Julio Jones
64 Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker
65 Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller
66 LaQuontum Physics Laquon Treadwell
67 Le’Veon my Wayward Son Le’Veon Bell
68 Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell
69 I ain’t no Fournette one Leonard Fournette
70 Fournette’s Nest Leonard Fournette
71 Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy
72 Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota
73 Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram
74 My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch
75 InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore
76 Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon
77 Stairway to Evans Mike Evans
78 Suh-icide Squad Ndamukong Suh
79 Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor
80 OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr.
81 Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb
82 Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
83 ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III
84 Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson
85 Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill
86 Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins
87 Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen
88 Rebel Yeldon T.J. Yeldon
89 Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater
90 They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls
91 Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley
92 Don’t Let Brady touch your balls Tom Brady
93 Romophobic Tony Romo
94 Kelce You Again Travis Kelce
95 Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert
96 Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett
97 Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor
98 In a Von down by the Rivers Von Miller / Philip Rivers
99 My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz
100 It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

We have added several new players including Leonard Fournette (RB – JAX), John Ross (WR – CIN), and Corey Davis (WR – TEN) to this years funny fantasy football team names list.  If you have a player on your team that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older names that are no longer relevant.  Many of the suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

Thanks for reading! As the season progresses this list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your name into the ring in the comments section below.

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