Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

100 of the Best Fantasy Football Team Names

The best 2017 fantasy football team names are just the right mix of pun, funny, witty and hilarious.  The 2017 fantasy football team names season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Leonard Fournette, while also covering top NFL and fantasy football studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

If you have a funny fantasy football team name for 2017 you’d like to suggest, please add it in the comments section below the article.  If your team name suggestion is funny enough it will be added to our top 100 best fantasy football team names for 2017!

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 | Top 100 List

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

Player referenced

1 Hangin’ with Mr. Hernandez Aaron Hernandez
2 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers
3 Hooked on a Thielen Adam Thielen
4 AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson
5 Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery
6 Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper
7 Make AmariCarr Great Again Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
8 Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah
9 Ellington Coat Factory Andre Ellington
10 What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown
11 Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger
12 BlakeLivesMatter Blake Bortles
13 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles
14 No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks
15 Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall
16 Mr. Anderson C.J. Anderson
17 Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton
18 Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
19 Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz
20 You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick
21 Two Gurleys One Kupp Cooper Kupp / Todd Gurley
22 Neverending Corey Corey Davis
23 Dak to the Future Dak Prescott
24 Dalvin and the Chipmunks Dalvin Cook
25 My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
26 Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins
27 Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker
28 DeMarco Rubio Demarco Murray
29 De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas
30 Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte
31 The Walking Dez Dez Bryant
32 Dion Lewis and the news Dion Lewis
33 Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin
34 Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees
35 Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe
36 The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning
37 Erect Dicker Eric Decker
38 Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott
39 Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott
40 Zeke Virus Ezekiel Elliott
41 Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore
42 The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard
43 Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate
44 Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
45 Counting Crowells Isaiah Crowell
46 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt
47 Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt
48 Watt me Whip, Watt me J.J. J.J. Watt
49 Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney
50 Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles
51 Almost Jameis Jameis Winston
52 Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley
53 Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry
54 Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill
55 Carry on my Langford Son Jeremy Langford
56 Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
57 InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham
58 Glengary John Ross John Ross
59 Who’s the Ross? John Ross
60 Mind Reeder Jordan Reed
61 Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson
62 Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman
63 Game of Jones Julio Jones
64 Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker
65 Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller
66 LaQuontum Physics Laquon Treadwell
67 Le’Veon my Wayward Son Le’Veon Bell
68 Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell
69 Little Red Fournette Leonard Fournette
70 Fournette’s Nest Leonard Fournette
71 Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy
72 Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota
73 Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram
74 My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch
75 InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore
76 Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon
77 Stairway to Evans Mike Evans
78 Suh-icide Squad Ndamukong Suh
79 Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor
80 OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr.
81 Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb
82 Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
83 ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III
84 Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson
85 Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill
86 Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins
87 Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen
88 Rebel Yeldon T.J. Yeldon
89 Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater
90 They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls
91 Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley
92 The Brady Bunch Tom Brady
93 Romophobic Tony Romo
94 Kelce You Again Travis Kelce
95 Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert
96 Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett
97 Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor
98 Need for Snead Willie Snead
99 My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz
100 It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

We have added several new fantasy football team names for 2017 players including Leonard Fournette (RB – JAX), John Ross (WR – CIN), and Corey Davis (WR – TEN).  This makes the 2017 funny fantasy football team names list top 100 our best yet.  If you have a player on your team in your fantasy football league that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new funny fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older team names that are no longer relevant.  The 2017 fantasy football season should be no different! Many of the team names suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

Thanks for reading! As the 2017 fantasy football season progresses this team names list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your funny fantasy football team name into the ring in the comments section below.

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6 Comments

    1. That one is absolutely perfect… if only Colin Kaepernick fantasy football team names were in higher demand. But then I guess the team name wouldn’t make as much sense, so its a catch 22

    1. Thanks for the team names suggestion. We actually had Don’t touch my Peterson! on the list until this season when we updated it was one of the ones we dropped

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