Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

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The best fantasy football team names 2017 are just the right mix of pun, funny, witty and hilarious.  Need an original suggestion for your league? The 2017 fantasy football team names season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Leonard Fournette, while also covering top NFL and fantasy football studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

If you have a suggestion for our funny fantasy football team names 2017 list, please add it in the comments section below the article.  If your original team name suggestion is funny enough it will be added to our top 100 best fantasy football team names 2017!

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Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 | Top 100 List

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Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

Player referenced

1 Hangin’ with Mr. Hernandez Aaron Hernandez
2 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers
3 Hooked on a Thielen Adam Thielen
4 AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson
5 Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery
6 Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper
7 Make AmariCarr Great Again Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
8 Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah
9 Benn the Knee Arrelious Benn
10 What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown
11 American Hoyer Story Brian Hoyer
12 BlakeLivesMatter Blake Bortles
13 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles
14 No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks
15 Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall
16 Mr. Anderson C.J. Anderson
17 McCaffrican Camericans Christian McCaffrey / Cam Newton
18 Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
19 Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz
20 Cobbfefe Cobb / Trump
21 Two Gurleys One Kupp Cooper Kupp / Todd Gurley
22 Neverending Corey Corey Davis
23 Dak to the Future Dak Prescott
24 Dalvin and the Chipmunks Dalvin Cook
25 My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
26 Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins
27 Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker
28 DeMarco Rubio Demarco Murray
29 De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas
30 Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte
31 The Walking Dez Dez Bryant
32 Dezpacito Dez Bryant
33 Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin
34 Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees
35 Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe
36 The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning
37 Erect Dicker Eric Decker
38 Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott
39 Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott
40 Run CMC Christian McCaffrey
41 Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore
42 The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard
43 Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate
44 Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
45 Counting Crowells Isaiah Crowell
46 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt
47 Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt
48 Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney
49 Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles
50 Almost Jameis Jameis Winston
51 Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley
52 Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry
53 Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill
54 Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
55 InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham
56 Glengary John Ross John Ross
57 Mixon’s Shady Pryors Joe Mixon, Lesean McCoy, Terrelle Pryor
58 My Mixon a box Joe Mixon
59 Mind Reeder Jordan Reed
60 Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson
61 Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman
62 Game of Jones Julio Jones
63 Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker
64 Dumb KHunts Kareem Hunt
65 Kareem on a Younghoe Kareem Hunt / Younghoe Koo
66 Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller
67 I Kareem’d my pants Kareem Hunt
68 Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell
69 Jacquizz when I Fournette-cate Leonard Fournette
70 Krispy Kareem Kareem Hunt
71 Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy
72 Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota
73 Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram
74 My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch
75 InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore
76 Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon
77 Stairway to Evans Mike Evans
78 My Gilli suit Mike Gillislee
79 Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor
80 OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr.
81 Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb
82 Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
83 ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III
84 Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson
85 Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill
86 Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins
87 Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen
88 Rebel Yeldon T.J. Yeldon
89 Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater
90 They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls
91 Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley
92 The Brady Bunch Tom Brady
93 Romophobic Tony Romo
94 Kelce You Again Travis Kelce
95 Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert
96 Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett
97 Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor
98 Need for Snead Willie Snead
99 My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz
100 It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

We have added several new fantasy football team names for 2017 players including Leonard Fournette (RB – JAX), John Ross (WR – CIN), and Corey Davis (WR – TEN).  This makes the 2017 funny fantasy football team names list top 100 our best yet.  If you have a player on your team in your fantasy football league that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new original funny fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older team names that are no longer relevant.  The 2017 fantasy football season should be no different! Many of the team names suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

Thanks for reading! As the 2017 fantasy football season progresses this team names list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your funny fantasy football team name into the ring in the comments section below.

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157 Comments

  1. All Too Ezeke
    Ezeke-Duz-It
    Ezeke E
    Zekiellin’ It

    TPS Reports (Terrelle Pryor Sr.)

    Prater your God

    Roethlisberger Syndrome
    Ben there Raped That

    I Can’t Stafford you

    Melvins Gord-on your chin

  2. Bring Dak Ass here Boii- Dak Prescott
    Edward Switzer-hands- Ryan Switzer
    Beas’ in the trap -cole beasley

    1. Thanks G Baby,

      The only reason it isn’t included on the list, is we actually have the #1 game of thrones fantasy football team names list on google already. With Demaryius Targaryen included of course

  3. team name: Breakfast @ Tiffany’s
    player referenced – Ezekiel Elliott

    Tiffany Thompson is Zeke’s ex-girlfriend

  4. OBJYN checks my Va-Jay Ajayi
    I have both OBJ and jay ajayi on my team. Saw the OBJYN and came up with the rest myself…couldn’t resist the combo

  5. Cooked On Teddy’s
    Where the Cook is Teddy? (connor mcgregor voice) –Who the fook is that guy
    Diggin out the Cooks
    Diggin in the Cookie jar
    Double Teddys
    Teddy’s Gotta Thielan

  6. Tammy how about For Winston’s Sake. Also I got Bortle My Fournetteskin. A-Arons Hangmen. Guardians of the Daklecy. Return of the Lynch I Master. 2Watts Make A Right. Marshawn the Macknificant. Revenge of Jaylon Smith. A Dak of Cole Sauce.

  7. Love Cobbfefe! Going to have to use that one. Are there any other Trump fantasy football team names? I WANT MOAR

  8. I am looking for some Tampa Bay Buccaneer names. Howard, Winston, Jackson, Conte, Alexander, Spence, Martin, Evans, Winston

  9. Wentz you go black, Just Gotta Keep L-E-‘-V-E-O-N, Vladimir Poutine, Grab ’em by the pudding (team logo is a pic of Bill Cosby with Trump hair)

  10. I’m a Panthers fan and wanted to come up with a name for the rookie RB! Came up with a perfect two player name! I’m very proud of this and hope it makes the list! “McCaffrican Camericans”!

  11. Anyone have any suggestions for some of the rookies? Looking for Leonard Fournette Joe Mixon and Dalvin Cook fantasy football team names. Thanks!!!

    1. That one is absolutely perfect… if only Colin Kaepernick fantasy football team names were in higher demand. But then I guess the team name wouldn’t make as much sense, so its a catch 22

    1. Thanks for the team names suggestion. We actually had Don’t touch my Peterson! on the list until this season when we updated it was one of the ones we dropped

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