Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

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The best fantasy football team names 2017 are just the right mix of pun, funny, witty and hilarious.  Need an original suggestion for your league? The 2017 fantasy football team names season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Leonard Fournette, while also covering top NFL and fantasy football studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

If you have a suggestion for our funny fantasy football team names 2017 list, please add it in the comments section below the article.  If your original team name suggestion is funny enough it will be added to our top 100 best fantasy football team names 2017!

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Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 | Top 100 List

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Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

Player referenced

1Hangin’ with Mr. HernandezAaron Hernandez
2Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodAaron Rodgers
3Hooked on a ThielenAdam Thielen
4AP’s DaycareAdrian Peterson
5Alshon of the DeadAlshon Jeffery
6Cooper TroopersAmari Cooper
7Make AmariCarr Great AgainAmari Cooper / Derek Carr
8Abdullah OblongataAmeer Abdullah
9Benn the KneeArrelious Benn
10What can Brown do for you?Antonio Brown
11American Hoyer StoryBrian Hoyer
12BlakeLivesMatterBlake Bortles
13Teenage Mutant Ninja BortlesBlake Bortles
14No such thing as halfway CooksBrandin Cooks
15Forgetting Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall
16Mr. AndersonC.J. Anderson
17McCaffrican CamericansChristian McCaffrey / Cam Newton
18Hyde and ZekeCarlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
19Wentz Upon a TimeCarson Wentz
20CobbfefeCobb / Trump
21Two Gurleys One KuppCooper Kupp / Todd Gurley
22Neverending CoreyCorey Davis
23Dak to the FutureDak Prescott
24Dalvin and the ChipmunksDalvin Cook
25My Johnson is BurfictDavid Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
26Duke Nuk’emDeandre Hopkins
27Delanie Walker, Titans RangerDelanie Walker
28DeMarco RubioDemarco Murray
29De more de maryiusDemaryius Thomas
30Forte Ounces to FreemanDevonta Freeman / Matt Forte
31The Walking DezDez Bryant
32DezpacitoDez Bryant
33Teach me how to DougieDoug Martin
34Breesus, King of the DrewsDrew Brees
35Taste the DwayneboweDwayne Bowe
36The Play Book of EliEli Manning
37Erect DickerEric Decker
38Lets Get PhyZekielEzekiel Elliott
39Zeke and DestroyEzekiel Elliott
40Run CMCChristian McCaffrey
41Multiple GoregasmsFrank Gore
42The Knights who say giovanNIGiovanni Bernard
43Golden Tate WarriorsGolden Tate
44Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out)HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
45Counting CrowellsIsaiah Crowell
461.21 JJWattsJ.J. Watt
47Turn down for WattJ.J. Watt
48Insane Clowney PosseJadeveon Clowney
49Gotta Catch JamaalJamaal Charles
50Almost JameisJameis Winston
51Jacking Goff to Gurley picsJared Goff / Todd Gurley
52Dirty LandryJarvis Landry
53Jeremy HillbilliesJeremy Hill
54Maclin on your GurleyJeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
55InstaJimmyGrahamJimmy Graham
56Glengary John RossJohn Ross
57Mixon’s Shady PryorsJoe Mixon, Lesean McCoy, Terrelle Pryor
58My Mixon a boxJoe Mixon
59Mind ReederJordan Reed
60Jordy Wanna RideJordy Nelson
61Ladies and EdelmanJulian Edelman
62Game of JonesJulio Jones
63Yippee Kai A Justin TuckerJustin Tucker
64Dumb KHuntsKareem Hunt
65Kareem on a YounghoeKareem Hunt / Younghoe Koo
66Thats Hedley! Lamar MillerLamar Miller
67I Kareem’d my pantsKareem Hunt
68Le’Veon a prayerLe’Veon Bell
69Jacquizz when I Fournette-cateLeonard Fournette
70Krispy KareemKareem Hunt
71Backfields and McCoysLeSean McCoy
72Super Mariota Bros.Marcus Mariota
73Team is metric. Measured IngramsMark Ingram
74My Favorite MarshawnMarshawn Lynch
75InGorious StaffordsMatthew Stafford / Frank Gore
76Melvin and the ChipmunksMelvin Gordon
77Stairway to EvansMike Evans
78My Gilli suitMike Gillislee
79Flowers for AgholorNelson Agholor
80OBJYNOdell Beckham Jr.
81Slob on my CobbRandall Cobb
82Gronk if you love BreesusRob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
83ABC, Easy as RG3Robert Griffin III
84Every day I’m Russell’nRussell Wilson
85Tannesaurus RexRyan Tannehill
86Elementary my dear WatkinsSammy Watkins
87Rage Against the VereenShane Vereen
88Rebel YeldonT.J. Yeldon
89Troubled BridgewatersTeddy Bridgewater
90They see my Rawlin’Thomas Rawls
91Gurley Gone WildTodd Gurley
92The Brady BunchTom Brady
93RomophobicTony Romo
94Kelce You AgainTravis Kelce
95Eifert in your general directionTyler Eifert
96Pop it and LockettTyler Lockett
97Taylor Park BoysTyrod Taylor
98Need for SneadWillie Snead
99My Ball Zach ErtzZach Ertz
100It Ertz when EifertZach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

We have added several new fantasy football team names for 2017 players including Leonard Fournette (RB – JAX), John Ross (WR – CIN), and Corey Davis (WR – TEN).  This makes the 2017 funny fantasy football team names list top 100 our best yet.  If you have a player on your team in your fantasy football league that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new original funny fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older team names that are no longer relevant.  The 2017 fantasy football season should be no different! Many of the team names suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

Thanks for reading! As the 2017 fantasy football season progresses this team names list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your funny fantasy football team name into the ring in the comments section below.

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162 Comments

  1. All Too Ezeke
    Ezeke-Duz-It
    Ezeke E
    Zekiellin’ It

    TPS Reports (Terrelle Pryor Sr.)

    Prater your God

    Roethlisberger Syndrome
    Ben there Raped That

    I Can’t Stafford you

    Melvins Gord-on your chin

  2. Bring Dak Ass here Boii- Dak Prescott
    Edward Switzer-hands- Ryan Switzer
    Beas’ in the trap -cole beasley

    1. Thanks G Baby,

      The only reason it isn’t included on the list, is we actually have the #1 game of thrones fantasy football team names list on google already. With Demaryius Targaryen included of course

  3. team name: Breakfast @ Tiffany’s
    player referenced – Ezekiel Elliott

    Tiffany Thompson is Zeke’s ex-girlfriend

  4. OBJYN checks my Va-Jay Ajayi
    I have both OBJ and jay ajayi on my team. Saw the OBJYN and came up with the rest myself…couldn’t resist the combo

  5. Cooked On Teddy’s
    Where the Cook is Teddy? (connor mcgregor voice) –Who the fook is that guy
    Diggin out the Cooks
    Diggin in the Cookie jar
    Double Teddys
    Teddy’s Gotta Thielan

  6. Tammy how about For Winston’s Sake. Also I got Bortle My Fournetteskin. A-Arons Hangmen. Guardians of the Daklecy. Return of the Lynch I Master. 2Watts Make A Right. Marshawn the Macknificant. Revenge of Jaylon Smith. A Dak of Cole Sauce.

  7. Love Cobbfefe! Going to have to use that one. Are there any other Trump fantasy football team names? I WANT MOAR

  8. I am looking for some Tampa Bay Buccaneer names. Howard, Winston, Jackson, Conte, Alexander, Spence, Martin, Evans, Winston

  9. Wentz you go black, Just Gotta Keep L-E-‘-V-E-O-N, Vladimir Poutine, Grab ’em by the pudding (team logo is a pic of Bill Cosby with Trump hair)

  10. I’m a Panthers fan and wanted to come up with a name for the rookie RB! Came up with a perfect two player name! I’m very proud of this and hope it makes the list! “McCaffrican Camericans”!

  11. Anyone have any suggestions for some of the rookies? Looking for Leonard Fournette Joe Mixon and Dalvin Cook fantasy football team names. Thanks!!!

    1. That one is absolutely perfect… if only Colin Kaepernick fantasy football team names were in higher demand. But then I guess the team name wouldn’t make as much sense, so its a catch 22

    1. Thanks for the team names suggestion. We actually had Don’t touch my Peterson! on the list until this season when we updated it was one of the ones we dropped

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