2018 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Our top 100 list of the best fantasy football team names for 2018

Fantasy Football Team Names
1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers
2 Hooked on a Thielen Adam Thielen
3 More than A. Thielen Adam Thielen
4 AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson
5 Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery
6 This is Kamarica Alvin Kamara
7 Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper
8 This is AmariCarr Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
9 Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah
10 What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown
11 Half-Baked Baker Mayfield
12 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles
13 No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks
14 Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall
15 Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton
16 Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
17 Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz
18 McCaffrican Camericans Christian McCaffrey
19 Trust the Prosise C.J. Prosise
20 Two Gurleys One Kupp Cooper Kupp / Todd Gurley
21 Neverending Corey Corey Davis
22 Gimme some Moore D.J. Moore
23 Dak to the Future Dak Prescott
24 Dalvin and the Chipmunks Dalvin Cook
25 My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
26 Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins

27 Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker
28 De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas
29 Hey you Guice Derrius Guice
30 Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte
31 The Walking Dez Dez Bryant
32 Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin
33 Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees
34 Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe
35 The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning
36 Erect Dicker Eric Decker
37 Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott
38 Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott
39 Zeke Virus Ezekiel Elliott
40 Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore
41 The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard
42 Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate
43 Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
44 Counting Crowells Isaiah Crowell
45 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt
46 Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt
47 Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney
48 Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles
49 Almost Jameis Jameis Winston
50 Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley

51 Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry
52 Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill
53 Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
54 Childish GrahamBino Jimmy Graham
55 Glengary John Ross John Ross
56 Mind Reeder Jordan Reed
57 Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson
58 Rosen Parade Josh Rosen
59 Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman
60 Game of Jones Julio Jones
61 Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker
62 Kerryon my Wayward Son Kerryon Johnson
63 Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller
64 LaQuontum Physics Laquon Treadwell
65 Le’Veon my Wayward Son Le’Veon Bell
66 Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell
67 Little Red Fournette Leonard Fournette
68 Fournette’s Nest Leonard Fournette
69 Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy
70 Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota
71 Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram
72 My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch
73 InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore
74 Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon
75 Stairway to Evans Mike Evans

76 Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor
77 Full Chubb Nick Chubb
78 OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr.
79 One for MaHomies Patrick Mahomes
80 Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb
81 A Penny for your thoughts Rasaad Penny
82 Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
83 Rawls Royce Royce Freeman / Thomas Rawls
84 Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson
85 Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill
86 Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins
87 Saquon these nuts Saquon Barkley
88 Oh Saquon You See Saquon Barkley
89 Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater
90 They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls
91 Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley
92 The Brady Bunch Tom Brady
93 Romophobic Tony Romo
94 Kelce You Again Travis Kelce
95 Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert
96 Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett
97 Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor
98 Worth Every Penny Rashaad Penny
99 My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz
100 It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

Why Fantasy Football Team Names?

A minority of the fantasy football community believes that pun filled fantasy team names have no place in fantasy football. Those people are WRONG! Hilarious fantasy football team names are the cornerstone of every great championship winning team.

The 2018 fantasy football team names season‘s top 100 list has been updated to include popular rookies such as Baker Mayfield, Saquon Barkley, Derrius Guice and Rashaad Penny, while also covering top NFL and fantasy football studs like Le’Veon Bell, David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, Antonio Brown and more!

Want to add a funny fantasy football team name to our list?

Each and every season we accept hundreds of comments for new original funny fantasy football team names to our list, and phase out older team names that are no longer relevant.  The 2018 fantasy football season should be no different!

Many of the team names suggestions we receive can be dated within just 2-3 years thanks to the NFL being the “not for long league”.  A prime example of this is Johnny Manziel who was one of the more popular funny team names just a few seasons ago has now been completely removed from the list.  So please, feel free to add your team name in the comments area below.  If it’s funny and generates enough interest you can expect to see it added to our top 100!

We have added several new fantasy football team names for 2018 players including Saquon Barkely (RB – NYG), Baker Mayfield (QB – CLE), Derrius Guice (pronounced Gice, rhymes with nice) and Rashaad Penny (RB – SEA).  This makes the 2018 funny fantasy football team names list top 100 our best yet.  If you have a player on your team in your fantasy football league that you don’t see listed above, please let us know in the comments section below and we’ll be happy to help out.

Thanks for reading! As the 2018 fantasy football season progresses this team names list will be continually updated with the more popular team name suggestions so be sure to throw your funny fantasy football team name into the ring in the comments section below.

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