The Best Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2016

Funny fantasy football team names 2016

Time to crank out our top 100 team names for 2016! Odell Beckham Jr. AJ Green and Ezekiel Elliott are all popular suggestions for the season ahead.

This article has been updated for 2017! Check out the most recent additions to our 100 of the best fantasy football team names!

List is sorted alphabetically by player name referenced

Fantasy Football Team NamesPlayer referenced
1Green Eyed A.J.A.J. Green
2Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodAaron Rodgers
3AP’s DaycareAdrian Peterson
4And Hurns to you, Allen RobinsonAllen Hurns / Allen Robinson
5Alshon of the DeadAlshon Jeffery
6Make AmeriCarr Great AgainAmari Cooper / Derek Carr
7Abdullah OblongataAmeer Abdullah
8Ellington Coat FactoryAndre Ellington

10

What can Brown do for you?

Antonio Brown

11Foster’s AustrARIAN for beerArian Foster
12A Mingo ate my BradyBarkevious Mingo / Tom Brady
13Ben there raped thatBen Roethlisberger
14BlakeLivesMatterBlake Bortles
15Teenage Mutant Ninja BortlesBlake Bortles
16No such thing as halfway CooksBrandin Cooks
17Forgetting Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall
18Mr. AndersonC.J. Anderson
19Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!Cam Newton

20

Hyde yo Johnson

Carlos Hyde / David Johnson

21Hyde and ZekeCarlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott
22Wentz Upon a TimeCarson Wentz
23You Kaepernick the futureColin Kaepernick
23Dak to the FutureDak Prescott
24My Johnson is BurfictDavid Johnson / Vontaze Burfict
25Duke Nuk’emDeandre Hopkins
26Delanie Walker, Titans RangerDelanie Walker
27DeMarco RubioDemarco Murray
28De more de maryiusDemaryius Thomas
29Forte Ounces to FreemanDevonta Freeman / Matt Forte

30

The Walking Dez

Dez Bryant

31Dion Lewis and the newsDion Lewis
32Teach me how to DougieDoug Martin
33Breesus, King of the DrewsDrew Brees
34Taste the DwayneboweDwayne Bowe
35Lacy’s Out Dan!Eddie Lacy / Dan Marino
36The Play Book of EliEli Manning
37Erect DickerEric Decker
38Lets Get PhyZekielEzekiel Elliott
39Zeke and DestroyEzekiel Elliott

40

Zeke Virus

Ezekiel Elliott

41Multiple GoregasmsFrank Gore
42The Knights who say giovanNIGiovanni Bernard
43Golden Tate WarriorsGolden Tate
44The Greg Olsen TwinsGreg Olsen
45Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out)HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs
461.21 JJWattsJ.J. Watt
47Turn down for WattJ.J. Watt
48Watt me Whip, Watt me J.J.J.J. Watt
49Insane Clowney PosseJadeveon Clowney

50

Gotta Catch Jamaal

Jamaal Charles

51Almost JameisJameis Winston
52Jacking GoffJared Goff
53Jacking Goff to Gurley picsJared Goff / Todd Gurley
54Dirty LandryJarvis Landry
55The VajayajayisJay Ajayi
56Jeremy HillbilliesJeremy Hill
57Carry on my Langford SonJeremy Langford
58Maclin on your GurleyJeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley
59InstaJimmyGrahamJimmy Graham

60

Mind Reeder

Jordan Reed

61Jordy Wanna RideJordy Nelson
62My wienerdog is a DoctsonJosh Doctson
63Ladies and EdelmanJulian Edelman
64Julio Think you are?Julio Jones
65Thats Hedley! Lamar MillerLamar Miller
66LaQuontum PhysicsLaquon Treadwell
67Le’Veon my Wayward SonLe’Veon Bell
68Le’Veon a prayerLe’Veon Bell
69Backfields and McCoysLeSean McCoy

70

Super Mariota Bros.

Marcus Mariota

71Team is metric. Measured IngramsMark Ingram
72Running Back Lives MATTerMatt Jones
73InGorious StaffordsMatthew Stafford / Frank Gore
74Melvin and the ChipmunksMelvin Gordon
75Stairway to EvansMike Evans
76Suh-icide SquadNdamukong Suh
77Nelson AgHODORNelson Agholor
78Flowers for AgholorNelson Agholor
79OBJYNOdell Beckham Jr.

80

Slob on my Cobb

Randall Cobb

81Gronk if you love BreesusRob Gronkowski / Drew Brees
82ABC, Easy as RG3Robert Griffin III
83Every day I’m Russell’nRussell Wilson
84Russell’n my JimmiesRussell Wilson / Jimmy Graham
85Tannesaurus RexRyan Tannehill
86Elementary my dear WatkinsSammy Watkins
87Rage Against the VereenShane Vereen
88Tajae Was A Good DayTajae Sharpe
89Troubled BridgewatersTeddy Bridgewater

90

They see my Rawlin’

Thomas Rawls

91Gurley Gone WildTodd Gurley
92Don’t Let Brady touch your ballsTom Brady
93RomophobicTony Romo
94The Neverending TorreyTorrey Smith
95Kelce You AgainTravis Kelce
96Eifert in your general directionTyler Eifert
97Pop it and LockettTyler Lockett
98Taylor Park BoysTyrod Taylor
99In a Von down by the RiversVon Miller / Philip Rivers

100

It Ertz when Eifert

Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

 In conclusion fantasy football team names are awesome, and you should submit one of your own below!

 

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28 Comments

  1. Late in the season but still valid:
    #DakLivesMatter
    And in my desperation league where I’m hoping for a comeback: Saved by Le’Bell.

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Miles! We actually had that one on last year’s list, and decided to drop it in favor of newer fantasy football team names.

    1. Thanks for the suggestion Kris, we have Ertz when I pee which is a very similar team name already, but its always good to have options

    2. Thanks for the suggestion Kris, we have Ertz when Eifert which is a very similar team name already, but its always good to have options

  2. Tommy’s Squishy Balls
    27 Dez’s
    Zeke-a-leek
    Runaroud Suh
    How now, Brown cow?
    What on Green’s god earth?
    You don’t know where that’s Ben
    JPP’s Firework Stand
    beWARE
    Reed My Lips
    Shit Out of Luck

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