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The best funny fantasy football team names of 2013




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One of our most popular fantasy football articles every year highlights the funniest fantasy football team names.  For 2013, we will once again be taking suggestions from our readers, so feel free to post some of your better ideas in the comments section below.  As kickoff for week 1 nears, we should have enough suggestions that everyone will be able to find something to their liking.

To get the list started, here are some of our favorite funny fantasy football team names for 2013 (With the player referenced in quotations): Be warned, many contain adult themes..

Best fantasy football team names for 2013

– Munchen on Bundchen (Tom Brady)

– InGorious Basterds/ InGorious Staffords (Frank Gore/ Matthew Stafford)

– Flacc Jacket (Joe Flacco)

– Spanish Rice (Victor Cruz/ Ray Rice)

– Every day I’m Russell’n (Russell Wilson)

– I got Weeden my pocket (Brandon Weeden)

– Multiple Goregasms (Frank Gore)

– Russell’s Lynch Mob (Russell Wilson/ Marshawn Lynch)

– Victor’s Cruzaders (Victor Cruz)

– 27 Shades of Bey (Darrius Heyward-Bey)

– A Blackmon stole my radio (Justin Blackmon)

– Welcome to foster care (Arian Foster)

– Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! (Cam Newton)

– Scam Newton (Cam Newton)

– Not my Forte (Matt Forte)

– Fine Me and I’ll Suh (Ndamukong Suh)

– Charles in Charge (Jamaal Charles)

– Bowe way out (Dwayne Bowe)

– Hali of Fame (Tamba Hali)

– Fostering Hostility in the Arian Brotherhood (Arian Foster)

– Dickson your rear (Ed Dickson)

– Morning Woodhead/ Your GF Gives Woodhead (Danny Woodhead)

– Don’t Spiller my beer (C.J. Spiller)

– Ray rice-rocket (Ray Rice)

– Justin Innoncent Blackmon (Justin Blackmon)

– FeBrees (Drew Brees)

– I have a few Pryors (Terrelle Pryor)

– Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark (Oakland Raiders)

– Harb Gore Porn (Jim Harbaugh/ Frank Gore)

– Megatron’s Johnson (Calvin Johnson)

– The Real Slim Shady… McCoy (LeSean McCoy)

– The White Welkers (Wes Welker)

– De More De Maryius (The more the merrier – Demaryius Thomas)

– Coopers Klux Klan (Riley Cooper)

– Dark N’ Lean Green Machine (A.J. Green)

– InstaJimmyGraham (Jimmy Graham)

– Teach me how to Dougie (Doug Martin)

Montee Ballistics Report (Montee Ball)

– Forte Niners (Matt Forte)

– Percy Whooped (Percy Harvin)

Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers)

– Romophobic (Tony Romo)

– Maurice Bones Jews (Maurice Jones-Drew)

– Luck My Balls (Andrew Luck)

– Its Wayning Men (Reggie Wayne)

– Bradshaw-Shank Redemption (Ahmad Bradshaw)

– I’m all Delone (Delone Carter)

– Brain injuries make me Seau (Junior Seau)

– What the Chuck (Chuck Pagano)

– Foster the people (Arian Foster)

– You Kaepernick the future (Can’t predict the future – Colin Kaepernick)

– Golden Taint (Golden Tate)

– Mikel row your boat Leshoure (Mikel LeShoure)

– EZ Dez It (Dez Bryant)

– Backfields and McCoys (LeSean McCoy)

– I have Crabs and VD (Michael Crabtree/ Vernon Davis)

– Erec Dicker (Eric Decker)

– I like my pussy Titus & Young (Titus Young)

– Quit playing with your Peter Son! (Adrian Peterson)

– I Pitta the fool (Dennis Pitta)

– Favre dollar foot long (Brett Favre)

– I’m a Montee, I’m 40 (Montee Ball)

– Corn on the Schaub (Matt Schaub)

– Drill ‘er then Spiller (C.J. Spiller)

– Nnamdi Asstomouth (Nnamdi Asomugha)

– Aaron Murdermyfriendez (Aaron Hernandez)

– Breaston Plants (Steve Breaston)

– Hernandez no longer has a TE (Aaron Hernandez)

Reggie Wayne‘s World (Reggie Wayne)

– Hernan-Does Jail Time (Aaron Hernandez)

– Carson don’t Palmer ass (Carson Palmer)

– My Richardson is pitching a Trent (Trent Richardson)

– Go Luck Yourself (Andrew Luck)

– Suck My Vick (Michael Vick)

– ABC, Easy as RG3 (Robert Griffin III)

– Sippin on a Forte, Smoking a Blount (Matt Forte/ LeGarrette Blount)

– Let’s get Rasharded (Rashard Mendenhall)

– I’m gonna make it Wayne (Reggie Wayne)

– Forgetting Brandon Marshall (Brandon Marshall)

– Flaccoroni N’ Cheese (Joe Flacco)

– Turner over and hit it (Michael Turner)

– Slob on my Kolb (Kevin Kolb)

– Suh Girls, One Cup (Ndamukong Suh)

– I’m gonna Jacquizz all over yo’ face (Jacquizz Rodgers)

– Desean and Tate +8 (DeSean Jackson/ Golden Tate or Ben Tate)

– Taste the Dwaynebowe (Dwayne Bowe)

– Orton hears a Who (Kyle Orton)

– Plaxidental Discharge (Plaxico Burress)

– Tebows before Hoes (Tim Tebow)

– Inglorious Bradfords (Sam Bradford)

– Suck a Ditka (Mike Ditka)

– Revis and Butthead (Darrelle Revis)

– Mendenhally Rasharded (Rashard Mendenhall)

– Stafford Infection (Matthew Stafford)



Click here to check out our fantasy football themes page.  We currently have an entire list of Game Of Thrones fantasy football team names available, and are looking for suggestions for Breaking Bad names.

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  • Chris B


    Do you ever make a list of best FF themes? For instance, I run two leagues and one of them this year has the theme of Game of Thrones. I googled it (afterwards) to find out it’s the most popular theme (this year) not to mention there are some clever team names (ideas) out there. I’ve done super heros, breakfast cereal, beer, among other themes for my leagues in past years. We actually have a pre-season vote for the best team name (winner gets a case of beer).

    Any themes you know or could think of that would be something I’d want to use for my other league or for the future? ;)

    Just a fun, random thought… I don’t expect you to actually list any! ;) haha


    • __KJ__

      Never even considered it. Love the idea though. Now that I think about it, we could probably put something together for this season.

      I’ll write up an article and start accepting suggestions from the communtiy

  • __KJ__

    Thanks Cody, added to the list

  • chris

    “My Richardson is pitching a Trent “

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Chris, added to the list

  • Austin

    Carson don’t palmer ass

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Austin, added to the list

  • Morgano

    Reggie Waynes World

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Morgano. Added to the list

  • Chris

    I came up with one for McCoy in one of my leagues
    It’s, U better keep a leash on McCoy. Lol hope you like it.

  • A

    How bout something for c. J. Spiller?

    • __KJ__

      We’ll look around, give ya an answer when we find something

    • __KJ__

      Found one. Drill ‘er then Spiller

      • Andrew

        Please don’t spiller my beer

        • __KJ__

          Thanks, added.

  • Charles

    Hernan-Does Jail Time

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, Charles. Added to the list

  • Chris

    Montee Ball ” I’m a Montee, I’m 40″

    • __KJ__

      Don’t know why, but I really like this one, lol thanks Chris

  • Ben534211

    I Piita the fool

    • __KJ__

      Awesome Ben, thanks

  • kevin

    what about adrian peterson

    • __KJ__

      Adding – Quit playing with your Peter Son!

  • Ben534211

    No Romo

  • Mike

    Erec Dicker is always classic

    • __KJ__

      Awesome, love it. Thanks Mike

  • Nick Bercik

    I have one for LeSean McCoy: Not, Hatfields & Mccoys but Backfield & McCoy..

    • __KJ__

      Excellent. Added. Thanks Nick

  • Nick

    how about something funny for Colin keapernick?

    • __KJ__

      Best I could find is – You Kaepernick the future (Can’t predict the future)

      • jd

        tattoos and kaepbakcs

  • dan

    EZ-DEZ-IT (easy does it) Dez Bryant

    • __KJ__

      Great thanks Dan, added to the list

  • mattobst

    Arian Foster the People

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Matt, added to the list

  • Chris Clifton

    Colts Players

    Luck My Balls (Andrew Luck)

    Its Wayning Men (Reggie Wayne)

    Bradshaw-Shank Redemption (Ahmad Bradshaw)

    I’m all Delone (Delone Carter)

    What the Chuck (Chuck Pagano)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added to the list

  • Brett


    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added to the list

  • Brett

    Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added to the list

  • Brian

    Favre dollar foot long (I know its old but its a classic)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added to the list

  • Mike

    My team names the last 2 years:

    Percy whooped (Percy Harvin)
    Forte Niners (Matt Forte/49ers)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added to the list

  • Quinn

    Brain Injuries make me Seau (junior Seau)

    • __KJ__

      Sadly I had to read it about 4 times to finally get it. Thanks Quinn, added to the list

  • Charles

    Here’s a Montee Ball name for you:

    Montee Ball-istics Report

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Charles, added to the list

  • Michael

    Teach Me How To Dougie (Doug Martin)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Michael, added

  • Mike

    SuckOnMyMcNutt’s 2x

  • Nick

    When did the Matthew Stafford one get posted? I thought I was being original lol.

    • __KJ__

      That was one of the originals!

  • Danny Sobreiro


    with a pic of his albino ass in the center of the Instagram logo.

    • __KJ__

      lol come on he has a little bit of a tan…

  • Travis Beyea

    Dark N’ Lean Green Machine (AJ Green)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Travis, added to the list

  • John

    For ‘Game of Thrones’ fans – The White Welkers

    De More DeMaryius (The more the merrier)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks John, I will also be adding the Welkers one to our game of thrones team name article

  • Pat

    The REAL slim Shady………….McCoy

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Pat, added to the list

  • Mike


    • __KJ__

      X rated as all hell, but added to the list :)

  • Brady

    One for Calvin Johnson
    Megatron’s Johnson

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Brady, added

  • ryan wright

    maurice bones jews – maurice jones drew

    • __KJ__

      Wasn’t sure about posting anti-semitic, but then I realized it basically means Maurice is having sex with jews… so yeah, added. Thanks Ryan

  • __KJ__

    Clever. Added. Thanks.

  • Junior

    Any funny ones for raider players?

    • __KJ__

      Nothing great yet, added a few to the top of the list, and I posted the request for more

  • Junior

    Ray rice-rocket

  • Junior


    • __KJ__

      Thanks both added

  • Ben Burke

    Coopers klux klan

    • __KJ__

      So wrong… but added :)

  • Ben Burke

    Morning Woodhead

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Ben, added.

    • Greg Kemp

      Your GF Gives Woodhead

      • __KJ__

        Awesome, thanks Greg

  • Brandon

    Arian Foster :

    Fostering Hostility

    • __KJ__

      Thanks, added.

  • Ty

    30 Rack ‘O’ Matty ICE – Matt Ryan

  • Jd

    Arian Brotherhood

    • __KJ__

      Thanks JD, added it

  • Alex

    London Broyles (Ryan Broyles)

  • alex

    jamall charles in charge

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Alex, added to the list

  • Steven

    Bowe way out (Dewayne Bowe) Charles In Charge (Jamaal Charles) Hali of Fame (Tamba Hali)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Steven, added

  • Mike

    Justin INNOCENT Blackmon

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Mike, added

  • Jeff

    Munchen on Bundchen(Tom Brady)

    • __KJ__

      Quite possibly my favorite on the list. Thanks Jeff

  • Jim

    Here’s one for Steven Ridley…,’Ridley’s Believe it or Not’

  • Ryan

    A Blackmon stole my radio

    Welcome to foster care

    Not my forte

  • Dan

    I use
    FORSETT in her butt.

  • jd

    27 shades of bey

  • Dustin

    Every day I’m Russell’n
    Russell’s Lynch Mob
    Victor’s Cruzaders

  • Allen

    Can you make a cool one for Cam Newton ? at least like 2 or 3

    • __KJ__

      Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
      Scam Newton

  • Mo

    Kibbles ‘n Vick

  • Austin Trent

    InGorious Bastards (Frank Gore)
    Trent Runsalloveryou (Trent Richardson)
    Flacc Jacket (Joe Flacco)
    Spanish Rice (Victor Cruz and Ray Rice)

  • Jacki

    How about “Fine me and I’ll Suh”