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The best funny fantasy football team names of 2013

One of our most popular fantasy football articles every year highlights the funniest fantasy football team names.  For 2013, we will once again be taking suggestions from our readers, so feel free to post some of your better ideas in the comments section below.  As kickoff for week 1 nears, we should have enough suggestions that everyone will be able to find something to their liking.

To get the list started, here are some of our favorite funny fantasy football team names for 2013 (With the player referenced in quotations): Be warned, many contain adult themes..

Best fantasy football team names for 2013

- Munchen on Bundchen (Tom Brady)

- InGorious Basterds/ InGorious Staffords (Frank Gore/ Matthew Stafford)

- Flacc Jacket (Joe Flacco)

- Spanish Rice (Victor Cruz/ Ray Rice)

- Every day I’m Russell’n (Russell Wilson)

- I got Weeden my pocket (Brandon Weeden)

- Multiple Goregasms (Frank Gore)

- Russell’s Lynch Mob (Russell Wilson/ Marshawn Lynch)

- Victor’s Cruzaders (Victor Cruz)

- 27 Shades of Bey (Darrius Heyward-Bey)

- A Blackmon stole my radio (Justin Blackmon)

- Welcome to foster care (Arian Foster)

- Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! (Cam Newton)

- Scam Newton (Cam Newton)

- Not my Forte (Matt Forte)

- Fine Me and I’ll Suh (Ndamukong Suh)

- Charles in Charge (Jamaal Charles)

- Bowe way out (Dwayne Bowe)

- Hali of Fame (Tamba Hali)

- Fostering Hostility in the Arian Brotherhood (Arian Foster)

- Dickson your rear (Ed Dickson)

- Morning Woodhead/ Your GF Gives Woodhead (Danny Woodhead)

- Don’t Spiller my beer (C.J. Spiller)

- Ray rice-rocket (Ray Rice)

- Justin Innoncent Blackmon (Justin Blackmon)

- FeBrees (Drew Brees)

- I have a few Pryors (Terrelle Pryor)

- Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark (Oakland Raiders)

- Harb Gore Porn (Jim Harbaugh/ Frank Gore)

- Megatron’s Johnson (Calvin Johnson)

- The Real Slim Shady… McCoy (LeSean McCoy)

- The White Welkers (Wes Welker)

- De More De Maryius (The more the merrier – Demaryius Thomas)

- Coopers Klux Klan (Riley Cooper)

- Dark N’ Lean Green Machine (A.J. Green)

- InstaJimmyGraham (Jimmy Graham)

- Teach me how to Dougie (Doug Martin)

- Montee Ballistics Report (Montee Ball)

- Forte Niners (Matt Forte)

- Percy Whooped (Percy Harvin)

- Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers)

- Romophobic (Tony Romo)

- Maurice Bones Jews (Maurice Jones-Drew)

- Luck My Balls (Andrew Luck)

- Its Wayning Men (Reggie Wayne)

- Bradshaw-Shank Redemption (Ahmad Bradshaw)

- I’m all Delone (Delone Carter)

- Brain injuries make me Seau (Junior Seau)

- What the Chuck (Chuck Pagano)

- Foster the people (Arian Foster)

- You Kaepernick the future (Can’t predict the future – Colin Kaepernick)

- Golden Taint (Golden Tate)

- Mikel row your boat Leshoure (Mikel LeShoure)

- EZ Dez It (Dez Bryant)

- Backfields and McCoys (LeSean McCoy)

- I have Crabs and VD (Michael Crabtree/ Vernon Davis)

- Erec Dicker (Eric Decker)

- I like my pussy Titus & Young (Titus Young)

- Quit playing with your Peter Son! (Adrian Peterson)

- I Pitta the fool (Dennis Pitta)

- Favre dollar foot long (Brett Favre)

- I’m a Montee, I’m 40 (Montee Ball)

- Corn on the Schaub (Matt Schaub)

- Drill ‘er then Spiller (C.J. Spiller)

- Nnamdi Asstomouth (Nnamdi Asomugha)

- Aaron Murdermyfriendez (Aaron Hernandez)

- Breaston Plants (Steve Breaston)

- Hernandez no longer has a TE (Aaron Hernandez)

- Reggie Wayne‘s World (Reggie Wayne)

- Hernan-Does Jail Time (Aaron Hernandez)

- Carson don’t Palmer ass (Carson Palmer)

- My Richardson is pitching a Trent (Trent Richardson)

- Go Luck Yourself (Andrew Luck)

- Suck My Vick (Michael Vick)

- ABC, Easy as RG3 (Robert Griffin III)

- Sippin on a Forte, Smoking a Blount (Matt Forte/ LeGarrette Blount)

- Let’s get Rasharded (Rashard Mendenhall)

- I’m gonna make it Wayne (Reggie Wayne)

- Forgetting Brandon Marshall (Brandon Marshall)

- Flaccoroni N’ Cheese (Joe Flacco)

- Turner over and hit it (Michael Turner)

- Slob on my Kolb (Kevin Kolb)

- Suh Girls, One Cup (Ndamukong Suh)

- I’m gonna Jacquizz all over yo’ face (Jacquizz Rodgers)

- Desean and Tate +8 (DeSean Jackson/ Golden Tate or Ben Tate)

- Taste the Dwaynebowe (Dwayne Bowe)

- Orton hears a Who (Kyle Orton)

- Plaxidental Discharge (Plaxico Burress)

- Tebows before Hoes (Tim Tebow)

- Inglorious Bradfords (Sam Bradford)

- Suck a Ditka (Mike Ditka)

- Revis and Butthead (Darrelle Revis)

- Mendenhally Rasharded (Rashard Mendenhall)

- Stafford Infection (Matthew Stafford)

 

 

Click here to check out our fantasy football themes page.  We currently have an entire list of Game Of Thrones fantasy football team names available, and are looking for suggestions for Breaking Bad names.

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K J

K J

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104 Comments

  1. Chris B

    July 17, 2013 at 15:40

    KJ-

    Do you ever make a list of best FF themes? For instance, I run two leagues and one of them this year has the theme of Game of Thrones. I googled it (afterwards) to find out it’s the most popular theme (this year) not to mention there are some clever team names (ideas) out there. I’ve done super heros, breakfast cereal, beer, among other themes for my leagues in past years. We actually have a pre-season vote for the best team name (winner gets a case of beer).

    Any themes you know or could think of that would be something I’d want to use for my other league or for the future? ;)

    Just a fun, random thought… I don’t expect you to actually list any! ;) haha

    Chris

    • K J

      __KJ__

      July 17, 2013 at 15:56

      Never even considered it. Love the idea though. Now that I think about it, we could probably put something together for this season.

      I’ll write up an article and start accepting suggestions from the communtiy

  2. K J

    __KJ__

    July 19, 2013 at 17:23

    Thanks Cody, added to the list

  3. chris

    August 1, 2013 at 17:20

    “My Richardson is pitching a Trent “

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 1, 2013 at 18:25

      Thanks Chris, added to the list

  4. Austin

    August 5, 2013 at 04:41

    Carson don’t palmer ass

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 5, 2013 at 07:38

      Thanks Austin, added to the list

  5. Morgano

    August 6, 2013 at 17:03

    Reggie Waynes World

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 18:14

      Thanks Morgano. Added to the list

  6. Chris

    August 6, 2013 at 17:11

    I came up with one for McCoy in one of my leagues
    It’s, U better keep a leash on McCoy. Lol hope you like it.

  7. A

    August 6, 2013 at 17:14

    How bout something for c. J. Spiller?

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 18:13

      We’ll look around, give ya an answer when we find something

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 19:13

      Found one. Drill ‘er then Spiller

      • Andrew

        August 14, 2013 at 20:54

        Please don’t spiller my beer

        • K J

          __KJ__

          August 15, 2013 at 01:51

          Thanks, added.

  8. Charles

    August 6, 2013 at 18:11

    Hernan-Does Jail Time

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 18:13

      Thanks, Charles. Added to the list

  9. Chris

    August 6, 2013 at 20:36

    Montee Ball ” I’m a Montee, I’m 40″

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 20:38

      Don’t know why, but I really like this one, lol thanks Chris

  10. Ben534211

    August 6, 2013 at 21:58

    I Piita the fool

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 22:04

      Awesome Ben, thanks

  11. kevin

    August 6, 2013 at 22:03

    what about adrian peterson

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 22:05

      Adding – Quit playing with your Peter Son!

  12. Ben534211

    August 6, 2013 at 22:05

    No Romo

  13. Mike

    August 6, 2013 at 22:19

    Erec Dicker is always classic

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 22:26

      Awesome, love it. Thanks Mike

  14. Nick Bercik

    August 6, 2013 at 22:54

    I have one for LeSean McCoy: Not, Hatfields & Mccoys but Backfield & McCoy..

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 23:03

      Excellent. Added. Thanks Nick

  15. Nick

    August 6, 2013 at 22:58

    how about something funny for Colin keapernick?

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 6, 2013 at 23:05

      Best I could find is – You Kaepernick the future (Can’t predict the future)

      • jd

        September 3, 2013 at 12:53

        tattoos and kaepbakcs

  16. dan

    August 7, 2013 at 05:55

    EZ-DEZ-IT (easy does it) Dez Bryant

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 7, 2013 at 08:26

      Great thanks Dan, added to the list

  17. mattobst

    August 7, 2013 at 16:06

    Arian Foster the People

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 7, 2013 at 16:28

      Thanks Matt, added to the list

  18. Chris Clifton

    August 8, 2013 at 13:58

    Colts Players

    Luck My Balls (Andrew Luck)

    Its Wayning Men (Reggie Wayne)

    Bradshaw-Shank Redemption (Ahmad Bradshaw)

    I’m all Delone (Delone Carter)

    What the Chuck (Chuck Pagano)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 8, 2013 at 23:17

      Thanks, added to the list

  19. Brett

    August 8, 2013 at 14:59

    Romophobic

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 8, 2013 at 23:16

      Thanks, added to the list

  20. Brett

    August 8, 2013 at 15:02

    Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 8, 2013 at 23:16

      Thanks, added to the list

  21. Brian

    August 8, 2013 at 20:23

    Favre dollar foot long (I know its old but its a classic)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 8, 2013 at 23:16

      Thanks, added to the list

  22. Mike

    August 8, 2013 at 21:37

    My team names the last 2 years:

    Percy whooped (Percy Harvin)
    Forte Niners (Matt Forte/49ers)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 8, 2013 at 23:16

      Thanks, added to the list

  23. Quinn

    August 9, 2013 at 12:21

    Brain Injuries make me Seau (junior Seau)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 9, 2013 at 17:38

      Sadly I had to read it about 4 times to finally get it. Thanks Quinn, added to the list

  24. Charles

    August 9, 2013 at 12:33

    Here’s a Montee Ball name for you:

    Montee Ball-istics Report

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 9, 2013 at 17:38

      Thanks Charles, added to the list

  25. Michael

    August 11, 2013 at 13:21

    Teach Me How To Dougie (Doug Martin)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 11, 2013 at 14:57

      Thanks Michael, added

  26. Mike

    August 12, 2013 at 04:47

    SuckOnMyMcNutt’s 2x

  27. Nick

    August 12, 2013 at 07:42

    When did the Matthew Stafford one get posted? I thought I was being original lol.

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 12, 2013 at 07:56

      That was one of the originals!

  28. Danny Sobreiro

    August 12, 2013 at 22:35

    InstaJimmyGraham.

    with a pic of his albino ass in the center of the Instagram logo.

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 00:40

      lol come on he has a little bit of a tan…

  29. Travis Beyea

    August 13, 2013 at 12:12

    Dark N’ Lean Green Machine (AJ Green)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 13:04

      Thanks Travis, added to the list

  30. John

    August 13, 2013 at 13:43

    For ‘Game of Thrones’ fans – The White Welkers

    De More DeMaryius (The more the merrier)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 13:54

      Thanks John, I will also be adding the Welkers one to our game of thrones team name article

  31. Pat

    August 13, 2013 at 15:29

    The REAL slim Shady………….McCoy

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 16:46

      Thanks Pat, added to the list

  32. Mike

    August 13, 2013 at 18:55

    I LIKE MY PUSSY TITUS YOUNG

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 18:56

      X rated as all hell, but added to the list :)

  33. Brady

    August 13, 2013 at 19:37

    One for Calvin Johnson
    Megatron’s Johnson

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 20:15

      Thanks Brady, added

  34. ryan wright

    August 13, 2013 at 19:57

    maurice bones jews – maurice jones drew

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 20:21

      Wasn’t sure about posting anti-semitic, but then I realized it basically means Maurice is having sex with jews… so yeah, added. Thanks Ryan

  35. K J

    __KJ__

    August 13, 2013 at 20:35

    Clever. Added. Thanks.

  36. Junior

    August 13, 2013 at 21:27

    Any funny ones for raider players?

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 21:32

      Nothing great yet, added a few to the top of the list, and I posted the request for more

  37. Junior

    August 13, 2013 at 21:41

    Ray rice-rocket

  38. Junior

    August 13, 2013 at 21:49

    FeBrees

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 13, 2013 at 22:00

      Thanks both added

  39. Ben Burke

    August 17, 2013 at 23:08

    Coopers klux klan

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 18, 2013 at 00:22

      So wrong… but added :)

  40. Ben Burke

    August 17, 2013 at 23:09

    Morning Woodhead

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 18, 2013 at 00:22

      Thanks Ben, added.

    • Greg Kemp

      August 23, 2013 at 16:56

      Your GF Gives Woodhead

      • K J

        __KJ__

        August 23, 2013 at 16:58

        Awesome, thanks Greg

  41. Brandon

    August 19, 2013 at 08:29

    Arian Foster :

    Fostering Hostility

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 19, 2013 at 16:27

      Thanks, added.

  42. Ty

    August 19, 2013 at 15:25

    30 Rack ‘O’ Matty ICE – Matt Ryan

  43. Jd

    August 20, 2013 at 17:26

    Arian Brotherhood

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 20, 2013 at 17:39

      Thanks JD, added it

  44. Alex

    August 23, 2013 at 19:50

    London Broyles (Ryan Broyles)

  45. alex

    August 25, 2013 at 09:39

    jamall charles in charge

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 25, 2013 at 10:29

      Thanks Alex, added to the list

  46. Steven

    August 25, 2013 at 21:31

    Bowe way out (Dewayne Bowe) Charles In Charge (Jamaal Charles) Hali of Fame (Tamba Hali)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 26, 2013 at 17:20

      Thanks Steven, added

  47. Mike

    August 26, 2013 at 00:05

    Justin INNOCENT Blackmon

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 26, 2013 at 17:19

      Thanks Mike, added

  48. Jeff

    August 27, 2013 at 03:02

    Munchen on Bundchen(Tom Brady)

    • K J

      __KJ__

      August 27, 2013 at 18:23

      Quite possibly my favorite on the list. Thanks Jeff

  49. Jim

    August 27, 2013 at 09:11

    Here’s one for Steven Ridley…,’Ridley’s Believe it or Not’

  50. Ryan

    September 2, 2013 at 02:00

    A Blackmon stole my radio

    Welcome to foster care

    Not my forte

  51. Dan

    September 3, 2013 at 11:33

    I use
    FORSETT in her butt.

  52. jd

    September 3, 2013 at 13:03

    27 shades of bey

  53. Dustin

    September 3, 2013 at 17:39

    Every day I’m Russell’n
    Russell’s Lynch Mob
    Victor’s Cruzaders

  54. Allen

    September 5, 2013 at 03:00

    Can you make a cool one for Cam Newton ? at least like 2 or 3

    • K J

      __KJ__

      September 5, 2013 at 03:37

      Added:
      Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
      and
      Scam Newton

  55. Mo

    September 10, 2013 at 19:15

    Kibbles ‘n Vick

  56. Austin Trent

    September 21, 2013 at 03:51

    InGorious Bastards (Frank Gore)
    Trent Runsalloveryou (Trent Richardson)
    Flacc Jacket (Joe Flacco)
    Spanish Rice (Victor Cruz and Ray Rice)

  57. Jacki

    October 23, 2013 at 23:04

    How about “Fine me and I’ll Suh”