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The best funny fantasy basketball team names for 2013-2014

Looking for some hilarious, funny fantasy basketball team names to roll out for the 2013-2014 fantasy basketball season?  Well, you have come to the right place. One of our top articles every year deals with funny fantasy team names, many submitted by the readers!  If you have a solid name that you don’t see on the list below, please leave a comment, and I will add it to the list (assuming that it is funny enough of course)

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This list will be updated throughout the season as more suggestions are added (many came from the good people at reddit):

The best funny fantasy basketball team names for 2013-2014

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- James of Thrones (LeBron James)
- Oladipo Oblada.. Life goes on (Victor Oladipo)
- CP3PO (Chris Paul a.k.a CP3)
- The Power Grangers (Danny Granger)
- Guess what day it is? FRYEday! (Channing Frye)
- Burks and Recreation (Alec Burks)
- En. Kanters of the Third Kind (Enes Kanter)
- Pippen Aint Easy (Scottie Pippen)
- Rose before Hoes (Derrick Rose)
- Batum Shakalaka (Nicolas Batum)
- The Amar’e Sodomizers (Amar’e Stoudemire)
- K Lovin’ It (Kevin Love)
- Assault and Battier (Shane Battier)
- He Got Lame (Ray Allen – or any washed up player)
- Chris Kaman Your Face (Chris Kaman)
- Harden the Interruption (James Harden)
- A Simple Melo-dy / Don’t Harsh My Melo (Carmelo Anthony)
- Like a Bosh (Chris Bosh)
- Can’t Steph to this / Don’t Curry be happy (Stephen Curry)
- Kobe-wan Kinobe (Kobe Bryant)
- My Heart will Goran (Goran Dragic)
- Stairway to Kevin (Kevin Durant)
- If All Ellis Fails / The Full Monta (Monta Ellis)
- Pau, Right in the Kisser (Pau Gasol)
- Yippee Kyrie Mother F’er (Kyrie Irving)
- Serge I-Block-Ya (Serge Ibaka)
- It was a monster Nash (Steve Nash)
- Circle Dirk (Dirk Nowitzki)
- You Can’t Handle the Truth (Paul Pierce)

That is a decent list to get us started.  If you have any funny team names of your own, please submit them in the comments section below.  Here are a few of the players that we are looking for team names for (and yeah, they have to be funny, because there are some pretty terribad ones out there)

Deron Williams

Ricky Rubio

Marc Gasol

Derrick Favors

Paul Millsap

And of course, that list is endless as it could cover all past and present stars of the NBA.  Thanks for taking the time to read today, as more team names are submitted the list should expand to include over 100 funny fantasy basketball team names.  Both our fantasy baseball and fantasy football team name articles filled up, so hopefully the NBA fans come out to represent and produce their favorite joke names for the fantasy community to enjoy.

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K J

K J

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15 Comments

  1. KingKoopa87

    October 7, 2013 at 19:58

    Yippee Kyrie Mother Fucker – Kyrie Irving

  2. OHYEAH

    October 10, 2013 at 16:54

    Matthew, MARC, Luke, John.

  3. robertpaulson

    October 16, 2013 at 23:22

    Can’t Steph to this
    Don’t Curry Be Happy

  4. JBakke

    October 17, 2013 at 22:02

    What Does Rick Fox Say

  5. Daniel W.

    October 21, 2013 at 01:30

    James of Thrones – Lebron

  6. Jay

    October 21, 2013 at 20:34

    Chris Kaman, Your Face lol

  7. MC

    October 22, 2013 at 02:34

    Chris Kaman Jason Collins

  8. Cuban

    October 23, 2013 at 11:43

    Used “He Got Lame” last year when Ray signed with Heat.

  9. andrew

    October 24, 2013 at 04:49

    Home Oladipo
    Oladipo Blada (beatle’s song)
    -Victor Oladipo

  10. Dallas Randall

    October 24, 2013 at 11:26

    I kaman like a wrecking ball

  11. Rob

    October 24, 2013 at 12:41

    For Kevin Love:

    K Lovin’ It

  12. Ryan

    October 24, 2013 at 19:38

    Batum shakalaka – Nicolas Batum

  13. David

    October 25, 2013 at 21:15

    D WILL to win

  14. David

    October 25, 2013 at 21:18

    GASOLine fire

  15. Ken H

    October 30, 2013 at 16:28

    Oh My Bosh!