If you have any of your own names to include on this list, please feel free to share in the comments section below the article. In fact, some of the better team names from 2012 came from our readers.
I will include the baseball players referenced for each team name, even though the majority of them will be pretty obvious.
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#50 – Mike’s Trouser Trout (Mike Trout)
#49 – Vottos Locos (Joey Votto)
#48 – Madison’s Bumfisters (Madison Bumgarner/ Doug Fister)
#47 – Kempire State Building (Matt Kemp)
#46 – What can Braun do for you? (Ryan Braun)
#45 – The Bryce is Right (Bryce Harper)
#44 – Kershawshank Redemption (Clayton Kershaw)
#43 – Kinsler’s List (Ian Kinsler)
#42 – Buehrle Legal Babes (Mark Buerhle)
#41 – Better Safe than Soria (Joakim Soria)
#40 – Fielder of Dreams (Prince Fielder)
#39 – Yall gonna make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here (Justin and B.J. Upton)
#38 – Dickey in a Box (R.A. Dickey)
#37 – Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/ Cliff Lee)
#36 – The Melky Way (Melky Cabrera) – Alternate - Got Melk?
#35 – Cano one Strop me? (Robinson Cano/ Pedro Strop)
#34 – Hamiltoes (Josh Hamilton)
#33 – Musial to my ears (Stan “the Man” Musial)
#32 – Up Up and J-Hey (Jason Heyward) The J-Hey kid (alternate)
#31 – Saving Terry Ryan (Terry Ryan – Twins GM)
#30 – I can’t take Melky, I’m Latos intolerant (Melky Cabrera/ Mat Latos)
#29 – World Series Ring around the Posey (Buster Posey)
#28 – Latos Intolerant (Mat Latos)
#27 – Keep Johans to yourself (Johan Santana)
#26 – Trout and about (Mike Trout)
#25 – There can only be one Verlander! (Justin Verlander)
#24 – Pocket full of Posey (Buster Posey)
#23 – Choo’s on first (Shin-Soo Choo)
#22 – Brains over Braun (Ryan Braun)
#21 – Are you down with the Kipnis? / Alternate – Get down with the Kipnis (Jason Kipnis)
#20 – If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor (Yu Darvish/ Josh Reddick)
#19 – Fister? No, I only used the Stubbs! (Doug Fister/ Drew Stubbs)
#18 – That’s a clown team bro. (Bryce Harper)
#17 – Angels in the Troutfield (Mike Trout/ LA Angels)
#16 – A-Rod up the J. Jay (Alex Rodriguez/ John Jay)
#15 – Sacrifice Blunts
#14 – Slumpdog Millionerrors
#13 – The Duda Abides (Lucas Duda)
#12 – Tulo? Yu get the Pujols (Troy Tulowitzki/ Yu Darvish/ Albert Pujols)
#11 – The Utley Ducklings (Chase Utley)
#10 – Ass to McClouth (Nate McClouth)
#9 - The Buerhle Gates (Mark Buerhle)
#8 - Ethier Said Than Dunn (Andre Ethier/ Adam Dunn)
#7 - A Streetcar Named Cuddyer (Michael Cuddyer)
#6 - The Amazing Reyes (Jose Reyes) – Alternates – (Reyes a little hell) (Reyes the Roof)
#5 - Honey Nut Ichiros (Ichiro Suzuki)
#4 - It Byrnes When I Peavy (Eric Byrnes/ Jake Peavy)
#3 - Wanted a Hanley and got a B.J. (Hanley Ramirez/ B.J. Upton)
#2 - Zack & Miri Make a Morneau (Justin Morneau)
#1 - Choo Much Haren My Pujols (Shin-Soo Choo/ Dan Haren/ Albert Pujols)
It isn’t our fault the man has a name tailor made for fantasy baseball team name stardom! (Photo credit: Keith Allison)
Needless to say the majority of these names are good for a laugh in the majority of formats, but if you can find one involving your star player that makes your fantasy baseball team name that much sweeter.
So far these are the players that we have a solid fantasy baseball team name (2013) for:
Bryce Harper, Mike Trout, LA Angels, John Jay, Alex Rodriguez, Lucas Duda, Troy Tulowitzki, Yu Darvish, Albert Pujols x2, Chase Utley, Nate McClouth, Mark Buerhle, Andre Ethier, Adam Dunn, Michael Cuddyer, Jose Reyes, Ichiro Suzuki, Eric Byrnes, Jake Peavy, Hanley Ramirez, B.J. Upton, Justin Morneau, Shin-Soo Choo, Dan Haren, Albert Pujols, Doug Fister, Drew Stubbs, Justin Verlander, Buster Posey, Johan Santana, Mat Latos
If you have any funny team names for the following players, we have received questions for them in the past
Matt Kemp, Andrew McCutchen, Tim Lincecum
Thanks for checking us out. We will have the fantasy baseball talk going in the forums every day throughout the season, if you are ever in need of any advice, or want to share some of your own, jump over there.
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TommyA
February 14, 2013 at 14:35 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Just came up with this one
If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor
__KJ__
February 14, 2013 at 15:58 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Tommy, added it to the list
therod
February 15, 2013 at 20:39 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Are you down with the Kipnes?
__KJ__
February 16, 2013 at 04:52 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks therod, added it to the list with a twist
Waffley
February 18, 2013 at 00:42 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
There can only be one Verlander!
Pocket full of Posey
Brains over Braun
Choo’s on first
Trout and about
__KJ__
February 18, 2013 at 01:38 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Waffley, all suggestions have been added
Tim Hanson
March 19, 2013 at 20:16 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I have one, albeit not a player. My brother and I are Twins fans who have suffered the last few years under the mishandling of the franchise by Terry Ryan and Billy Smith, his protege. We both feel Ryan should be fired for the lousy job he has done. Thus, we have decided to name our team:
“Saving Terry Ryan”
Jason
March 23, 2013 at 11:44 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I have 2 fantasy team names (Bad News Bears) & ( Up Up and J-Hey)
__KJ__
March 23, 2013 at 14:38 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Tim and Jason, added to the list
BARB1964
March 24, 2013 at 12:26 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
IN HONOR OF STAN THE MAN (MUSIAL TO MY EARS)
Adam Hatt
March 24, 2013 at 12:26 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hameltoes
Taylor
March 24, 2013 at 17:17 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Cano one Strop me?
__KJ__
March 24, 2013 at 18:24 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Barb, Adam, and Taylor. All suggestions added
Sean
March 24, 2013 at 19:44 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Reyes a Little Hell
Reyes the Roof (Jose Reyes)
Melky Way
Got Melk? (Melky Cabrera)
Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/Cliff Lee)
Dickey in a Box (RA Dickey)
__KJ__
March 25, 2013 at 04:14 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Sean,
Lots of good suggestions, all added
Jason
March 25, 2013 at 10:35 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yall gone make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here
__KJ__
March 25, 2013 at 10:46 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Jason, added to the list
Danny
March 27, 2013 at 22:13 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Maybin Hamilton w/ Konerko-Cain
mark
March 28, 2013 at 21:02 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Better Safe Than Soria
__KJ__
March 29, 2013 at 04:10 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Mark, added to the list.
Danny.. I might not be getting the reference on that one
Danny
March 29, 2013 at 13:09 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@KJ: the reference is – C.Maybin, J.Hamilton, P.Konerko & M.Cain
__KJ__
March 29, 2013 at 15:03 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yeah, sorry, what I meant was, I didn’t get what you were going for with that team name. If it was a play on words or what? (Other than just a list of 4 players names?)
Colin
March 30, 2013 at 23:55 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Buehrle Legal Babes
__KJ__
March 31, 2013 at 03:12 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I like it, thanks Colin, added to the list
Anonymous
March 31, 2013 at 04:30 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Kinsler’s List
Derrick
April 12, 2013 at 13:04 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Storen my Melky Lind-side ya
__KJ__
April 13, 2013 at 02:18 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Derrick, added to the list
John
April 13, 2013 at 00:07 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What can Braun do for you?
__KJ__
April 13, 2013 at 02:19 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks John, added to the list
Jake
April 14, 2013 at 00:17 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Kempire State Building
Kempire State of Mind
__KJ__
April 14, 2013 at 07:48 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Jake, adding Kempire State Building
Chuck
April 20, 2013 at 15:30 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Prince-steige Worldwide
6 & a Haf-n-er Pujols
Benzo’s PablOpiates & OG Kersh
Brad
April 25, 2013 at 10:13 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Madisons Bumfisters
__KJ__
April 26, 2013 at 07:39 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Brad, added to the list
Anonymous
April 27, 2013 at 18:26 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
My team is the Vottos Locos
__KJ__
April 27, 2013 at 18:32 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Liked it, added it
Cooper
May 7, 2013 at 21:42 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
All Upton Here
The Bryce is Right
Void A-roid
__KJ__
May 7, 2013 at 22:01 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks Cooper, already had Upton here in another team name, added in The Bryce is Right
Matt
May 22, 2013 at 20:28 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I have both of these team names:
Cain Yu Sale me a Swisher
Sale my Cano through the Middlebrooks