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    Our top 90 funny fantasy baseball team names for 2013

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    If you have any of your own names to include on this list, please feel free to share in the comments section below the article.  Many of these options have been submitted by readers in 2013.  We now have fantasy baseball team names for several young callups including Yasel Puig and Michael Wacha

    I will include the baseball players referenced for each team name, even though the majority of them will be pretty obvious.


    #90 – The Lincecum Shots (Tim Lincecum)

    #89 – The Beachy Boys (Brandon Beachy)

    #88 – Can Aybarrow some Cashner? (Erick Aybar/ Andrew Cashner)

    #87 – How did the Bay of Puigs go Lloyd? (Jason Bay/ Yasiel Puig)

    #86 – Motte to the Hart & Yur too Latos (Jason Motte/ Corey Hart/ Yu Darvish/ Mat Latos)

    #85 – Stanton Island (Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton)

    #84 – A horse walks into Aybar (Erick Aybar)

    #83 – Reverse Cowgill (Collin Cowgill)

    #82 – Eaton Disorder (Adam Eaton)

    #81 – Dempster Fires (Ryan Dempster)

    #80 – Rolen with Maholmies (Scott Rolen/ Paul Maholm)

    #79 – Smoak on the water (Justin Smoak)

    #78 – You don’t send me Fowlers anymore (Dexter Fowler)

    #77 – They lived Napoli Everth after (Mike Napoli/ Everth Cabrera)

    #76 – Goldschmidt Happens (Paul Goldschmidt)

    #75 – Call me Maybin (Cameron Maybin)

    #74 – One time at band Kemp (Matt Kemp)

    #73 – Bay of Puigs (Yasiel Puig)

    #72 – I Dream of Jeanie (Jean Segura)

    #71 – Upton your Pujols (Justin Upton/ Albert Pujols)

    #70 – ManBearPuig (Yasel Puig)

    #69 – The Mauer The Merrier (Joe Mauer)

    #68 – Carry On My Heyward Son (Justin Heyward)

    #67 – Grilli Cheese (Jason Grilli)

    #66 – I’m Just Medlen (Kris Medlen)

    #65 – Locke-N- Load (Jeff Locke)

    #64 – Wacha Strike Out (Michael Wacha)

    #63 – Puig Seeeewy (Yasiel Puig)

    #62 – Miller Time (Shelby Miller)

    #61 – The Butler did it (Billy Butler)

    #60 – The Bourn Supremacy (Michael Bourn)

    #59 – The Ellsbury Dough Boy (Jacoby Ellsbury)

    #58 – Swing for the Pences (Hunter Pence)

    #57 – Cruz Control (Nelson Cruz)

    #56 – The Price is Wright (David Price/ David Wright)

    #55 – Downtown Domonic Brown (Domonic Brown)

    #54 – The Grimm Reaper (Justin Grimm)

    #53 – Felixing to K Yu (Felix Hernandez/ Yu Darvish)

    #52 – Bad News Cabrera’s (Miguel Cabrera)

    #51 – That’ll do Puig, That’ll do (Yasel Puig)

    #50 – Mike’s Trouser Trout (Mike Trout)

    #49 – Vottos Locos (Joey Votto)

    #48 – Madison’s Bumfisters (Madison Bumgarner/ Doug Fister)

    #47 – Kempire State Building (Matt Kemp)

    #46 – What can Braun do for you? (Ryan Braun)

    #45 – The Bryce is Right (Bryce Harper)

    #44 – Kershawshank Redemption (Clayton Kershaw)

    #43 – Kinsler’s List (Ian Kinsler)

    #42 – Buehrle Legal Babes (Mark Buerhle)

    #41 – Better Safe than Soria (Joakim Soria)

    #40 – Fielder of Dreams (Prince Fielder)

    #39 – Yall gonna make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here (Justin and B.J. Upton)

    #38 – Dickey in a Box (R.A. Dickey)

    #37 – Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/ Cliff Lee)

    #36 – The Melky Way (Melky Cabrera) – Alternate – Got Melk?

    #35 – Cano one Strop me? (Robinson Cano/ Pedro Strop)

    #34 – Hamiltoes (Josh Hamilton)

    #33 – Musial to my ears (Stan “the Man” Musial)

    #32 – Up Up and J-Hey (Jason Heyward) The J-Hey kid (alternate)

    #31 – Saving Terry Ryan (Terry Ryan – Twins GM)

    #30 – I can’t take Melky, I’m Latos intolerant (Melky Cabrera/ Mat Latos)

    #29 – World Series Ring around the Posey (Buster Posey)

    #28 – Latos Intolerant (Mat Latos)

    #27 – Keep Johans to yourself (Johan Santana)

    #26 – Trout and about (Mike Trout)

    #25 – There can only be one Verlander! (Justin Verlander)

    #24 – Pocket full of Posey (Buster Posey)

    #23 – Choo’s on first (Shin-Soo Choo)

    #22 – Brains over Braun (Ryan Braun)

    #21 – Are you down with the Kipnis? / Alternate – Get down with the Kipnis (Jason Kipnis)

    #20 – If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor (Yu Darvish/ Josh Reddick)

    #19 – Fister? No, I only used the Stubbs! (Doug Fister/ Drew Stubbs)

    #18 – That’s a clown team bro. (Bryce Harper)

    #17 – Angels in the Troutfield (Mike Trout/ LA Angels)

    #16 – A-Rod up the J. Jay (Alex Rodriguez/ John Jay)

    #15 – Sacrifice Blunts

    #14 – Slumpdog Millionerrors

    #13 – The Duda Abides (Lucas Duda)

    #12 – Tulo? Yu get the Pujols (Troy Tulowitzki/ Yu Darvish/ Albert Pujols)

    #11 – The Utley Ducklings (Chase Utley)

    #10 – Ass to McClouth (Nate McClouth)

    #9  – The Buerhle Gates (Mark Buerhle)

    #8  – Ethier Said Than Dunn (Andre Ethier/ Adam Dunn)

    #7  – A Streetcar Named Cuddyer (Michael Cuddyer)

    #6  – The Amazing Reyes (Jose Reyes) – Alternates – (Reyes a little hell) (Reyes the Roof)

    #5  – Honey Nut Ichiros (Ichiro Suzuki)

    #4  – It Byrnes When I Peavy (Eric Byrnes/ Jake Peavy)

    #3  – Wanted a Hanley and got a B.J. (Hanley Ramirez/ B.J. Upton)

    #2  – Zack & Miri Make a Morneau (Justin Morneau)

    #1  – Choo Much Haren My Pujols (Shin-Soo Choo/ Dan Haren/ Albert Pujols)

    Albert Pujols

    It isn’t our fault the man has a name tailor made for fantasy baseball team name stardom! (Photo credit: Keith Allison)

    Needless to say the majority of these names are good for a laugh in the majority of formats, but if you can find one involving your star player that makes your fantasy baseball team name that much sweeter.

    So far these are the players that we have a solid fantasy baseball team name (2013) for:

    Bryce Harper, Mike Trout, LA Angels, John Jay, Alex Rodriguez, Lucas Duda, Troy Tulowitzki, Yu Darvish, Albert Pujols x2, Chase Utley, Nate McClouth, Mark Buerhle, Andre Ethier, Adam Dunn, Michael Cuddyer, Jose Reyes, Ichiro Suzuki, Eric Byrnes, Jake Peavy, Hanley Ramirez, B.J. Upton, Justin Morneau, Shin-Soo Choo, Dan Haren, Albert Pujols, Doug Fister, Drew Stubbs, Justin Verlander, Buster Posey, Johan Santana, Mat Latos

    If you have any funny team names for the following players, we have received questions for them in the past

    Matt Kemp, Andrew McCutchen, Tim Lincecum

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    • TommyA

      Just came up with this one

      If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Tommy, added it to the list

    • therod

      Are you down with the Kipnes?

      • __KJ__

        Thanks therod, added it to the list with a twist

    • Waffley

      There can only be one Verlander!
      Pocket full of Posey
      Brains over Braun
      Choo’s on first
      Trout and about

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Waffley, all suggestions have been added

    • Tim Hanson

      I have one, albeit not a player. My brother and I are Twins fans who have suffered the last few years under the mishandling of the franchise by Terry Ryan and Billy Smith, his protege. We both feel Ryan should be fired for the lousy job he has done. Thus, we have decided to name our team:

      “Saving Terry Ryan”

    • Jason

      I have 2 fantasy team names (Bad News Bears) & ( Up Up and J-Hey)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Tim and Jason, added to the list

    • BARB1964


    • Adam Hatt


    • Taylor

      Cano one Strop me?

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Barb, Adam, and Taylor. All suggestions added

    • Sean

      Reyes a Little Hell
      Reyes the Roof (Jose Reyes)
      Melky Way
      Got Melk? (Melky Cabrera)
      Motte-Lee Crew (Jason Motte/Cliff Lee)
      Dickey in a Box (RA Dickey)

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Sean,

      Lots of good suggestions, all added

    • Jason

      Yall gone make me lose my mind Upton here Upton here

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Jason, added to the list

    • Danny

      Maybin Hamilton w/ Konerko-Cain

    • mark

      Better Safe Than Soria

    • __KJ__

      Thanks Mark, added to the list.

      Danny.. I might not be getting the reference on that one

    • Danny

      @KJ: the reference is – C.Maybin, J.Hamilton, P.Konerko & M.Cain

      • __KJ__

        Yeah, sorry, what I meant was, I didn’t get what you were going for with that team name. If it was a play on words or what? (Other than just a list of 4 players names?)

    • Colin

      Buehrle Legal Babes

      • __KJ__

        I like it, thanks Colin, added to the list

    • Anonymous

      Kinsler’s List

    • Derrick

      Storen my Melky Lind-side ya

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Derrick, added to the list

    • John

      What can Braun do for you?

      • __KJ__

        Thanks John, added to the list

    • Jake

      Kempire State Building
      Kempire State of Mind

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Jake, adding Kempire State Building

    • Chuck

      Prince-steige Worldwide
      6 & a Haf-n-er Pujols
      Benzo’s PablOpiates & OG Kersh

    • Brad

      Madisons Bumfisters

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Brad, added to the list

    • Anonymous

      My team is the Vottos Locos

      • __KJ__

        Liked it, added it

    • Cooper

      All Upton Here
      The Bryce is Right
      Void A-roid

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Cooper, already had Upton here in another team name, added in The Bryce is Right

    • Matt

      I have both of these team names:
      Cain Yu Sale me a Swisher
      Sale my Cano through the Middlebrooks

    • OneBadMoFo

      Your Fister’s Ethier, but mines for Sale

    • Anonymous

      knuck if u john buck

    • Lonnie

      This one is a must—Bad News Cabrera’s (Miguel Cabrera)

    • Lonnie

      Felixing to K Yu (Felix Hernandez & Yu Darvish)—-The Grimm Reaper (Justin Grimm)—-Downtown Dominique Brown (Dominique Brown)

    • Lonnie

      The Price Is Wright (David Price & David Wright)—-Cruz Controlled (Nelson Cruz)—Swing For The Pences (Hunter Pence)— The Uggla Ducklings (Dan Uggla)—The Ellsbury Dough Boy (Jacob Ellsbury)—-Bourne Supremecy (Michael Bourne)—-The Butler Did It (Billy Butler)

    • Lonnie

      The Mauer The Merrier (Joe Mauer)—-Carry On My Heyward Son (Justin Heyward)—Grilli Cheese (Jason Grilli)—- I’m Just Medlen (Kris Medlen)—-Locked-N- Loaded (Jeff Locke)—–Wacha Strike Out (Michael Wacha)—-Puig Seeeewy (Yasiel Puig)—-Miller Time (Shelby Miller)

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Lonnie, I’ll add them all to the list, sure the readers will appreciate them.

        My favorites is Carry on my heyward son… not sure how many Kansas fans we have out there, but that one is awesome

    • Lonnie

      Here are a couple more KJ—- Choo Choo Train (Choo Shin-Soo)—-The Bruce Is Loose (Jay Bruce)—-Buck Wild (John Buck)—- Hit By A Hart Attack (Cory Hart)—–I don’t know what the limit is let me know if i’m sending you too many, Thanks

      • __KJ__

        Never too many, just going to have to sit down before next season and rank them all lol

    • cbones

      Upton your Pujols (up in your poo hole)

      I Dream of Jeanie (Jean segura)

      • __KJ__

        Thanks bones, adding to the list

    • j-rod

      one time at band kemp

    • j-rod

      bay of puigs

      • __KJ__

        Thanks J-rod, both suggestions added

    • BSchamz

      yasiel puig fantasy team name:

      Rakin’ With Cuban Bacon

    • j-rod

      reverse cowgill
      horse walks into aybar
      weeks sauce

    • j-rod

      rolen with maholmies
      demster fires
      dempster babies
      eaton disorder
      eaton mad pussy

    • j-rod

      call me maybin
      you don’t send me fowlers anymore
      smoak on the water
      some song ones. sorry so many posts. so many good ones i couldn’t use this year…

    • sbd193

      Call Me Maybin
      Goldschmidt Happens
      They Lived Napoli Ever After

      • __KJ__

        thanks sbd, adding to the list

    • __KJ__

      Is this a song reference that I’m just not getting? (I get the caBruce = caboose… but not sure about the rest of it)

    • Ike

      Choo da Haren my Pujols.

      • __KJ__

        That’s funny, we already had Choo much Haren my Pujols, so I will include this as an alternate

    • Bill

      Stanton Island

      • __KJ__

        Thanks Bill, first Giancarlo Stanton team name to make the list

    • Michael


    • Lonnie

      Rios Grande (Alex Rios)- —If i Was A Carpenter (Matt/Chris Carpenter)—-Cole As Ice—-(Garret Cole)—-Its Pouring Wainright Now (Adam Wainright—-A Corbin In The Woods (Patrick Corbin/Travis Wood)—-Nava Say Nava (Daniel Nava)

    • Lonnie

      Balfour Take First Base (Grant Balfour)—-The Beachy Boys (Brandon Beachy)—- Golly Gee Whiz (Dillon Gee)

    • Lonnie

      Saved By The Bell (Heath Bell)

    • Boomer

      Can Aybarow some Cashner from Yu? (Erick Aybar/Andrew Cashner/Yu Darvish)

    • Boomer

      The Linecumshots (Tim Lincecum) – not sure if this is too vulgar for the site…if so I apologize

      • __KJ__

        Ha… no it isn’t too vulgar. We assume everyone is an adult around here :)

    • Entourage

      How did the Bay of Puigs go Lloyd?!? (Entourage Quote) (Yasiel Puig/ Jason Bay)

    • Ben

      Motte to the Hart & YUr 2 Latos (Shot to the heart and you’re too late) (Jason Motte/Corey Hart/Yu Darvish/ Matt Latos)

    • Anonymous